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Kim Jong Un

Psychopathic WMD wielding rich jetpack-midget, obsessed with power and major control freak. Probably had daddy issues.
Run, It's Kim Jong Un and he has a Nuke-launching minigun!
by Dr. Yolo July 21, 2014
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Kim Jong-il

The brother of Mental Li-il
hihihi, Kim Jong-il , mental li-il, thats so funny
by elactura123 March 13, 2009
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JONG

JONG - Jack-Off-Newbie-Gaper. Used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, or why they are doing it.
An example would be a new skier that asks the ski patrol: "where do you put the terrain park in the summer?"
JONG!!!
by Powder Maggot April 27, 2004
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by sebyneby / albino rhino October 10, 2019
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JongKey

Noun. The pairing name assigned to Jonghyun and Key of the boyband, SHINee. Can also be referred to as KeyHyun.

Notable characteristics include:

a) unnecessary and excessive touching;

b) blatant staring at each other, even across continents;

c) frequent exchange of flattery;
d) public confessions and marriage proposals;

e) referring to each other with endearments, such as 'yeobo' or 'honey';

f) wearing matching couple's clothing, and;
g) a susceptibility to being separated by a cockblock named Minho.

As determined by fandom consensus (a.k.a. many fics writers write them this way) Jonghyun is the top and Key is the bottom.
A: JongKey was wearing the same shirt today!
B: They're so married!
A: Minho was in between them though.
B: No surprise there.

A: I wish JongKey would just come out already.
B: I think we're way past questioning the nature of their relationship after Jonghyun's marriage proposal.
by ladyheecat October 22, 2010
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Mah Jong

Having originated in China, Mah Jong is a complex game similar to poker, where the objective is to draw matches or patterns in the tiles in one's hand. Of the four players, the one with most matches or patterns (called "Melds") at the end of the game wins. Common variants also include bonus tiles and wild tiles, which add to the overall unpredictability of the game. Since each turn includes several decisions which affect the chances of winning, Mah Jong requires skills in strategy and calculation, in addition to sheer luck.

Contrary to popular belief, the form of Mah Jong solitaire, where tiles are matched to form pairs, is a separate game entirely, and has roots in America, where it began as a casino arcade game. It is rarely played with a real Mah Jong set, and is rarely seen anywhere other than arcade and computer games.
There are underground mah jong gambling dens spread all over Chinatown.

The employees at the Chinese restaurant often played a few rounds of mah jong after work, wasting away the money they had earned that day.
by Js another asian =] October 12, 2008
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Jonghyun

Jonghyun IS a beautiful man with a pure heart born in the sign of Aries.

We remember him not because of his death but because of his talent. He was a producer, poet, musician and above all a good person. Listen to his music, watch his pretty smile and love him of bottom of your heart.

I recommend listening to: Just For a Day, Before Our Spring, Moon, White T-shirt, Lonely or Hallelujah.

We can greet him every night in the sky if you see the moon.

(PS.: Don't be sad that he is no longer with us. Be happy that you lived at the same time on the same planet as this amazing person.)
,,I saw a blue moon tonight. It was so beautiful!!’’

,,Yeah, it was a Jonghyun. Don’t forget say hi.’’
by eliskv May 3, 2021
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