johann sebastian

a form of rhyming slang in which "johann sebastian" means "back". it is named after the cool ass German composer

johann sebastian ---> johann sebastian bach

bach ---> back

"Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss right quick. I'll be Johann Sebastian"

by munkiedoo October 7, 2009

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Johannes Gutenberg

Inventor of the Gutenberg press. Printing has an illustrious history starting when Gutenberg built the first printing press in 1436.

Johannes Gutenberg, a goldsmith and businessman from the mining town of Mainz in southern Germany, borrowed money to develop a technology that changing the world of communication.

by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005

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Johann Daveed

The most musically talented person you'll ever meet.

Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.

"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.

"Moonlightish moonlight under moonlight", by Johann Daveed.

"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin

by -Don't use your real name. January 14, 2021

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Johan / Johannes

Johan is the definition of sexy.

-Did you see that guy walk past?

-Of course, I saw Johan / Johannes walk past, my pants could barely contain it.

by Peanut Man 1 February 4, 2020

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Dirty Johannes

Used to reference a penis loving goddess who enjoys sexual play with things most people find repulsive. Someone called a “dirty jo” for short has an extreme poop fetish, and they are extremely fascinated with the anatomy of the large intestine as well as the contents of the fecal matter that they ask their sexual partners to excrete onto their feet. They’re also quite funny.

Look at that Dirty Johannes over there ... I bet there’s poop on their toes right now.

by The most loyal person EVAHH April 16, 2020

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