by Fucked if I know February 28, 2011
Get the Nike Air Jerusalem mug.Spider Jerusalem is a fictional character and the protagonist of the comic book Transmetropolitan, created by writer Warren Ellis and artist Darick Robertson, published by the Vertigo of DC Comics.
He's an alcoholic, chain smoking journalist addicted to various drugs. His articles are all based around his belief to tell the truth and he does so with the most direct and blunt manner possible.
His bad ass qualities aren't the only reason he's such an awesome character but it's the futuristic setting he's placed in. Everything from his two headed pet cat to a home appliance that gets high.
You should definately go read transmetropolitan if you aren't a child nor are you sensitive to volience, swearing, sex and aliens.
He's an alcoholic, chain smoking journalist addicted to various drugs. His articles are all based around his belief to tell the truth and he does so with the most direct and blunt manner possible.
His bad ass qualities aren't the only reason he's such an awesome character but it's the futuristic setting he's placed in. Everything from his two headed pet cat to a home appliance that gets high.
You should definately go read transmetropolitan if you aren't a child nor are you sensitive to volience, swearing, sex and aliens.
BABEL Feedsite: "When asked about the column by our correspondent,Spider Jerusalem Laughed, shat in the camera and threw dog carcasses to an admiring audience." (#15p22)
by M____ October 1, 2007
Get the Spider Jerusalem mug.The Sloppy Jerusalem is the sociopath of the fetish world, it can't be described in any precise way. Although the Sloppy Jerusalem is hard to define, when you are receiving or giving it you will know afterwards that you had participated in a Sloppy Jerusalem. Throughout history their has been only one specific example of a Sloppy Jerusalem documented and verified to actually be a Sloppy Jerusalem.
A man I know only wares underwear made from 100 percent mercerised Egyptian cotton. One day whilst walking down the street he got a hard on for no particular reason and due to the sensual feeling of the underwear, he blew his beans whilst on the high street.
This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!
This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!
by JohnnyBad October 20, 2013
Get the Sloppy Jerusalem mug.my hero, and god, the coolest bastard on the planet, and he has this cat that pees everywhere, and, and... he's from transmetropolitan, buy the damn comic!!!!
by Spyder_Jerusalem June 21, 2004
Get the Spider Jerusalem mug.A reference to the common perception that Women’s Institute branches are little more than excuses to share preserves recipes and sing hymns.
-Sally, would you like to join our new women association?
-Mmm... No, thanks. It's not my scene.
-Shame. Mind you, it's not all jam and Jerusalem. We also do important stuff.
-Mmm... No, thanks. It's not my scene.
-Shame. Mind you, it's not all jam and Jerusalem. We also do important stuff.
by AutumnLeaves April 27, 2007
Get the jam and Jerusalem mug.The state of New Jersey in the USA. Used especially in hip-hop culture. Although New Jersey is directly across the Hudson River from New York City, and thus shares much of the same status in terms of hip-hop, many people nevertheless consider people who live in New Jersey second-class citizens compared to residents of New York City proper. Also new jeruz.
by filius August 29, 2005
Get the new jerusalem mug.(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.
“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”
by TheSmudge January 14, 2018
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