Skip to main content

Jeremiah Van Guilder

Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.
Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!"
by visual-inspiration@tumblr October 11, 2011
mugGet the Jeremiah Van Guilder mug.

Jemima

A jemima is one of the most amazing gorgeous people you will ever meet, although sometimes she can be annoying you will never want to loose her. A jemima is always loyal and always got your back. At first jemima is a shy girl but once she warms up to you, you will never be able to shut her up! Jemima is unique and petite although she will put up a good fight when she wants too. Jemima isn’t always very good at sticking up for herself or very good at comebacks but has so many good qualities. Jemima has a strong love for animals but won’t touch a spider. A jemima will always make you laugh or smile and will always cheer you up if your in a bad mood, jemima is very self conscious and always thinks bad if herself but is actually beautiful, jemima is always loyal and always does things to make another person happy, and always puts others first. Jemima may not have the best taste in boys but soon realizes, so if you have met a jemima don’t let hem go because they might not come back.
Person 1: Have you met jemima yet?
Person 2: no but I heard she was pretty
Person 1: yeah she is, and such a laugh!
Person 2: don’t loose her it’s not every day you find a jemima.
by Shitbantsssss12234 October 4, 2019
mugGet the Jemima mug.
Related Words

Jeremy Heere

Jeremy Heere is a character in Be More Chill. He has a crush on Christine, the theater/drama child. His best friend is Michael, who is gay. It has been confirmed that he is not straight, and is most likely bi. He got a Squip, and he almost destroyed the school.
Jeremy Heere is a twink.
by Ani Vale May 21, 2018
mugGet the Jeremy Heere mug.

Jemimah

Meaning: Dove, Little Dove, Bird of peace or the bird of a new beginning, bright as day.

Jemimah’s are the most beautiful women in the land.

They are excited by change, adventure, and excitement. They are dynamic, visionary and versatile, able to make constructive use of freedom. They fight being restricted by rules and conventions. They tend to be optimistic, energetic, intelligent, sociable, spontaneous, humorous and make friends easily. They may be changeable, restless, untidy, and rebellious.

Jemimah’s are unique, in every good way, there’s no one else quite like a Jemimah!
Like a dove, Jemimah’s believe they can ‘fly’ and hence are free to do whatever pleases them with tranquility.
by fadedpoppy February 3, 2010
mugGet the Jemimah mug.

Jeremiah

Jeremiah is a sexy ass motherfucker, he is so sexy that if you look at him too long youll probably cream your pants.
omg did you see jeremiah, i literally creamed my pants
by swagggerboi November 23, 2021
mugGet the Jeremiah mug.

Jemima's Witnesses

A small, newly formed religion religion that believes This, a newly formed religion, is based on the ideology that Aunt Jemima is an omnipotent being that watches over the stack of pancakes that is the world as we know it. The stack of pancakes represents a multi-layered universe in which the top layer is seen as "heaven"; the middle, earth; and the lower, "hell". The butter on top of the stack is believed to be the very dwelling of Jemima herself! This layer idea is supported loosely by string theory (where multiple universe are layered side by side). It is believed that Mrs. Butterworth resides and rules the Lowest Pancake, where she attempts to thwart Aunt Jemima and all of her syrupy goodness. Mrs.Butterworth is indeed the essence of evil! Last, but certainly not least, we believe that you should "Eat a Better Breakfast "!
I'm Jemima's Witnesses. I believe that Mrs Butterworth is evil.
by Geshman WG October 13, 2010
mugGet the Jemima's Witnesses mug.

Jeremellow

A person who's mellow, relaxed, laid back. Most probably due to a lack of sleep and long term addiction to black V and Moccona. Most likely a management student who walks around in an ethereal daze.
A: "WOW! Look at that management student!! He doesn't look like he knows what's going on around him..."

B: "Yea...he's Jeremellow..."
by qwertyuiop12345789 May 1, 2009
mugGet the Jeremellow mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email