Space Battle of Jerusalem

(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.

“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”

by TheSmudge January 14, 2018

Sweet juices of Jerusalem

A way to acknowledge awesomeness. Like saying "Awesome!" - just better.

Dude 1: Oh my god, last night when I came home from town I had some badass midnight munchies, you know what I did?
Dude 2: No dude, what did you do!?
Dude 1: I went to the fridge.. opened it.. and in it I found two steaks and half a chocolate-cake! Such loot!
Dude 2: Sweet juices of Jerusalem, I must say, that is some badass loot for the serious muncher!

by Dallester November 12, 2009

jerusalem sand slappers

sandles that arabs , and middleastern people wear , deserts + sand = jerusalem sand slappers

could be anyone in flip flops and sandles tooo

get on his jerusalem sand slappers

by stylin101 November 4, 2009

You win some, Jerusalem

A phrase lamenting that sometimes things go your way, and sometimes they do not. A proverbial shrug of the shoulders and a humble acceptance that we do not possess the power to control everything and we must be content to let the chips fall where they may.

Contrary to the vernacular... it has nothing to do with the region pertaining to Jerusalem or any other aspect of Jewish culture. Just a play on words people.

Guy: Fuck man, I took two subways and a cab to get this show and all the tickets are sold out.

Unsympathetic Friend: Eh, you win some, Jerusalem. Fuck it, let's go bowling.



Friend 1: How's it going with that new chick... the one with the bug eyes, cute tits and pompadour?

Friend 2: Eh, turns out she's got a lot of baggage and has a biting case of Baby Rabies

Friend 1: Damn, that sucks.

Friend 2: What are you gonna do?... You win some, Jerusalem.. right?

by epilepticpeatepilepticpeat October 13, 2008

Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem

Pronouns used by gay men and closeted trans

"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"

"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."

"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"

by ilikecookies22! August 8, 2021

Jerusalem Face Lift

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.

Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.

by Shawl collah December 7, 2018

Jerusalem Artichoke

When you are doing the dirty deed with someone, right before they climax, you choke them and send them back to the holy land.

Where’s Jessica?

Oh I gave her the old Jerusalem Artichoke last night, so she’s pretty much out for the count today.

by Powderpuffsquirrel4848 November 26, 2024