Jensen 

Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case

Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS

Jensen by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024

jensen 

jensen (Verb irregular German)

The verb "jensen" (German) usually means that a jensing teammate waits until the opponent in a video game is so low on health that the person who is jensing only needs to inflict one more point of damage to the opponent player for him to die or lose a point. The "jenser" therefore gets the point or kill, and the teammate who actually did the work only gets the so-called "assist." The practice of "jensen" (German) is highly controversial and usually triggers discomfort and aggression among teammates of the person who "jensed"(German).

German Example: Ich habe gerade alle Gegner angeschossen. Du kannst mir nicht jeden einzelnen Gegner "jensen".

jensen by bornsnyder August 21, 2025

jensen ackles 

Extremely attractive male who is most commonly known for playing Dean Winchester on CW's Supernatural. Very naturally funny, smart, sweet and talented. Married to Daneel Ackles and father to their child, Justice Jay (aka JJ) Ackles. Apparently protective on set. Likes country music because he was born in Texas, but has semi adapted to his character's music taste of classic rock. All around good person. Apparently very protective of the women on set. Isn't that adorable.

*During sex scene in the show*

Girl: *walks towards the camera after taking her clothes off*
Jensen: *is waiting right behind the camera with an open robe for her to walk into*
Jensen: Good take.

Every female: *cries because Jensen Ackles is a perfect man*

jensen ackles by that_one_white_latina July 9, 2016

jensen ackles 

Jensen Ackles, the most sexiest man to ever live. He plays the sexy, funny, and smug character Dean Winchester on the BEST SHOW EVER, Supernatural.

Girl1: OMG Jensen Ackles is literally daddy
Girl2: Can Jensen marry me, ugh, i love him.

jensen ackles by Supernaturalfandom+ March 19, 2017

jensen ackles 

a very hot dude who plays as Dean Winchester in the CW show Supernatural. In the show he loves pie , his car , and his Sammy.

"bring me some pie "
"don't touch my car "
"don't touch my Sammy!!!"

Jensen ackles "i just picked up these pants because i was in a hurry and i didn't know they had a hole in the knee"
Jared padalecki "and you did't think to look and see if they had a hole in the knee"
Jensen ackles "i was in a hurry"

jensen ackles by samanddeansgirl21 September 21, 2020

Jensen Ackles 

The hottest man to ever exist. A great father who is loving and caring. A sweetheart in general. He's hilarious and the most perfect being to be created. Plays Dean Winchester on the CW show Supernatural.

*Fan asks if Dean would ever take advantage of Sam*
Jared Padelecki: *Slowly backs away*
Jensen Ackles: *Holds out coffee* Here have some of mine
Jared Padelecki: Okay
Jensen Ackles: *Chuckles* Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Jensen Ackles by Depression'll_Kill_You June 7, 2018

Jensen Ackles 

perfection

"you you look so Jensen Ackles"
"oh, wow, thank you!"

Jensen Ackles by padvalecki April 23, 2017