Created on Saturday June 11, 2011 a "wake n jenk" involves pooping in a jar/bottle throughout the day then placing a balloon over it before bed. Then upon waking, removing the balloon and inhaling the contents to obtain hallucinogenic effects.
by reachhard December 11, 2011
Get the wake n jenk mug.Simply put it is the action of waking someone who is asleep in a moving vehicle. It could be a car, a train or even an aeroplane - it doesn’t matter! The deeper the sleep, the more effective the 'Jenksing'! See below for a more detailed dictionary definition.
jenks ( jënks)
v. jenks'd, jenks·ing, jenks'
v.tr.
To strike with sudden fear whilst asleep in a moving vehicle; alarm: to jenks someone.
v.intr.
To become frightened: a deep sleeping person normally jenks' easily.
n.
1. A condition or sensation of sudden fear on waking.
2. A general and instant state of alarm; a panic: that left him well and truly jenks'd!
adj.
Intention to frighten people: lets jenks him!
v. jenks·ing
The practice of waking someone in a moving vehicle.
v. jenks'd
The past form of jenks: you've been jenks'd!
jenks ( jënks)
v. jenks'd, jenks·ing, jenks'
v.tr.
To strike with sudden fear whilst asleep in a moving vehicle; alarm: to jenks someone.
v.intr.
To become frightened: a deep sleeping person normally jenks' easily.
n.
1. A condition or sensation of sudden fear on waking.
2. A general and instant state of alarm; a panic: that left him well and truly jenks'd!
adj.
Intention to frighten people: lets jenks him!
v. jenks·ing
The practice of waking someone in a moving vehicle.
v. jenks'd
The past form of jenks: you've been jenks'd!
A passenger in a car quietly asleep on the back seat is woken abruptly by the other passengers by screaming and slamming on the brakes to induce an abrupt wake up call to the unsuspecting victim. Hopefully the victim will give a hilarious reaction to this apparent impending crash which should be filmed and distributed to the world. This is the art of Jenksing somebody.
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Playing off the idea of recycling, upcycling, and repurposing because we actually give a damn about this planet. Taking notes from the best JenkStar we know of, Mother Earth.
Or, to use various things others may consider as junk or non-cohesive parts to bring them together and create something that works beautifully and awesomely.
Playing off the idea of recycling, upcycling, and repurposing because we actually give a damn about this planet. Taking notes from the best JenkStar we know of, Mother Earth.
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"That London dude, now he's an awesome artist. Took what others may have considered total trash and jenked it together into pure epicness. Fucking brilliant!"
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