Created on Saturday June 11, 2011 a "wake n jenk" involves pooping in a jar/bottle throughout the day then placing a balloon over it before bed. Then upon waking, removing the balloon and inhaling the contents to obtain hallucinogenic effects.
by reachhard December 11, 2011
Get the wake n jenkmug. Simply put it is the action of waking someone who is asleep in a moving vehicle. It could be a car, a train or even an aeroplane - it doesn’t matter! The deeper the sleep, the more effective the 'Jenksing'! See below for a more detailed dictionary definition.
jenks ( jënks)
v. jenks'd, jenks·ing, jenks'
v.tr.
To strike with sudden fear whilst asleep in a moving vehicle; alarm: to jenks someone.
v.intr.
To become frightened: a deep sleeping person normally jenks' easily.
n.
1. A condition or sensation of sudden fear on waking.
2. A general and instant state of alarm; a panic: that left him well and truly jenks'd!
adj.
Intention to frighten people: lets jenks him!
v. jenks·ing
The practice of waking someone in a moving vehicle.
v. jenks'd
The past form of jenks: you've been jenks'd!
jenks ( jënks)
v. jenks'd, jenks·ing, jenks'
v.tr.
To strike with sudden fear whilst asleep in a moving vehicle; alarm: to jenks someone.
v.intr.
To become frightened: a deep sleeping person normally jenks' easily.
n.
1. A condition or sensation of sudden fear on waking.
2. A general and instant state of alarm; a panic: that left him well and truly jenks'd!
adj.
Intention to frighten people: lets jenks him!
v. jenks·ing
The practice of waking someone in a moving vehicle.
v. jenks'd
The past form of jenks: you've been jenks'd!
A passenger in a car quietly asleep on the back seat is woken abruptly by the other passengers by screaming and slamming on the brakes to induce an abrupt wake up call to the unsuspecting victim. Hopefully the victim will give a hilarious reaction to this apparent impending crash which should be filmed and distributed to the world. This is the art of Jenksing somebody.
by Garymugg September 9, 2012
Get the Jenksingmug. Named after surname Jenkins. Means god is great in Hebrew. Smart, strong, loyal, extremely handsome and talented.
by DadSH November 11, 2019
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by Pineapples88 February 19, 2019
Get the Jenkmug. Mr. Jenks, the cool history teacher, is a captivating figure in the world of education. With his unruly salt-and-pepper beard and a twinkle in his eyes, he exudes a unique blend of wisdom, enthusiasm, and charisma that instantly captures the attention of his students.
His storytelling prowess is legendary. Whether it's recounting epic battles, highlighting the struggles of ordinary people during historical periods, or sharing intriguing anecdotes about famous personalities, Mr. Jenks has a way of painting vivid pictures with his words. He creates an immersive experience, transporting his students back in time, making them feel like firsthand witnesses to the events they study.
In the eyes of his students, Mr. Jenks is more than just a history teacher. He is a mentor, a guide, and a source of inspiration. His unconventional teaching methods and infectious enthusiasm for the subject have the power to transform even the most disinterested student into a history aficionado. Through his dedication and unique approach, Mr. Jenks leaves an indelible mark on the hearts and minds of his students, shaping them into lifelong learners and critical thinkers.
His storytelling prowess is legendary. Whether it's recounting epic battles, highlighting the struggles of ordinary people during historical periods, or sharing intriguing anecdotes about famous personalities, Mr. Jenks has a way of painting vivid pictures with his words. He creates an immersive experience, transporting his students back in time, making them feel like firsthand witnesses to the events they study.
In the eyes of his students, Mr. Jenks is more than just a history teacher. He is a mentor, a guide, and a source of inspiration. His unconventional teaching methods and infectious enthusiasm for the subject have the power to transform even the most disinterested student into a history aficionado. Through his dedication and unique approach, Mr. Jenks leaves an indelible mark on the hearts and minds of his students, shaping them into lifelong learners and critical thinkers.
by ryshv February 12, 2024
Get the Mr. Jenksmug.