jabroney

A very specific type of douchebag. Usually they can be seen constantly smoking from a vape pen all day, and they drive shitty cars with subwoofers, fancy rims and any other misappropriated car mod. On their downtime they're usually drinking monster energy drinks and playing call of duty. Most of them are unemployed.

Look at these jabroneys leaving the vape pen shop.

by mcswaggerr March 2, 2015

Jarren

Sexy guy that no one can resist

That sexy guy must be Jarren

by This Is The Absoulute Truth August 29, 2010

Jorrondo

Day after tomorrow

I can't wait till jorrondo!

by Jorrondo1234 January 7, 2012

Jabroni

A loser, poser, lame-ass.

One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.

A fuckin 'tard.

Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"

Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

Jargonify

The act of making up words, either in order to make oneself sound more inteligent, or for lack of a better word.

"I hate it when people Jargonify"
"Ya! Why can't they be more Vocabulous?"

by Dave Swartz October 8, 2005

jarmon

A trill jiggy nigga. Usually extremely creative. Gets no hoes because he would rather have a woman. A pioneer who rallies those around him with pure creativity and original ideas. Sometimes a loser only when not gassed up by his subordinates. Otherwise usually a pretty outstanding individual.

Carl: "Whose idea was this? Never saw it done this way before."

Steve: "Jarmon did that. He usually has his own way of doing things"

Carl: "I like it"

by Bna27 August 19, 2017

Dirty Jaron

The act of bench-pressing a crazy amount of weight while getting a blowjob. The power lifter's threesome.

I just hit a new personal best Dirty Jaron record! 315lbs while lasting 13 seconds.

by pbody2001 October 7, 2020