wank jammies

noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).
Don't touch that dog, them be my wank jammies, yo.
Crap, my mom washed my wank jammies
by koko October 31, 2004
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Jammy Fuck

1) Someone managing a feat of extreme fluke or percieved skill; such as winning a poker hand on the last card turned, bouncing a pool ball three times around the table, before deflecting it off the white into a pocket.

2) A sweet and tastey act of copulation involving fruit conserve, jam, or jelly being used as a lubricant, before the couple engage in a 69.
"You Jammy Fuck, how the hell did you make that shot?!"

"How do you fancy coming to mine for a jammy fuck tonight"
by Dr Insanity February 26, 2009
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Jammy Dodger

A nickname for someone called jamie
Person 1: "what's up jammy dodger"
Jamie: "not much how bout you?"
by Whblue July 27, 2023
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eye jammie

you about to chatch a eye jammie
by KAYKAY September 13, 2004
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jammie shell

The jammiest part often the wet part of a female's private area
Dude did you taste her jammie shell?? So damn moist with flavor.
by Minecraft888 June 15, 2019
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Jail Jammies

A jumpsuit which is usually orange or black and white striped that males and females are given after being arrested and jailed.
Fred and Franny were busted for crack! They went to jail and were given Jail Jammies!
by LacyLavender 1 August 21, 2016
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Jail Jammies

A jumpsuit that is usually orange or may be black and white stripesbthat males and females wear in jail.
Fred and Franny were busted for crack! They went to jail and were given Jail Jammies!
by LacyLavender 1 August 21, 2016
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