Instagram

A social media app filled with cancer and shitty people. Same as TikTok but TikTok is way worse than instagram. My god bro don't even fucking visit these app they are fucking cancer as shit

Person 1: Hey I'll see you later can I get your Instagram tho?
Person 2: the fuck? who the fuck even uses instagram? what the fuck? im done lmao bye

by urdadfrom15yearsago March 1, 2020

Call That Instagram

When something Is Instagram

Poggers, Call that instagram

by James Dodge May 19, 2020

Instagram

What Teenagers use.

Adult: SON, GET OFF INSTAGRAM
Teenage Son: Fuck no, how am I supposed to talk to my bae

by THE HOE THAT GIVE YOU HEAD December 21, 2015

Instagram Model

Not actually a model, just a wannabe

She was a 7/10 wannabe Instagram Model, probably signed to a joke of an agency like LModelz

by timesupbitchez October 23, 2018

Instagram Meme

Imagine an app that was like IFunny, but even worse than that piece of shit by 3 times and make its lands more wild and untamable. Remember earrape or that one meme that came out 2 years ago. It's now on someone's "Meme Page" all cropped up with low quality and a caption on the top going "LMAO WHO DID THIS!!!! 😂😂😂".

Basically you have an already shit app your sibling's niece talks about to be an Instahoe. The meme pages are all the same saying a meme slang with a .meme, jpg, etc. Is it original, no you dumb fuck it's all made by 11-16 year olds trying to act like they are hilarious and gets pissed at anyone who says elsewise by attempting to assert his MANLY DOMINANCE!!!

Scum (Really white btw): Hey there my girl what's good.

Girl: Hey how's it going?
Girl (Thinking): Oh fuck, not again with this shit.

Scum: Wanna see my new instagram meme nigga?

Girl: Sure!

*Unessacary earrape meme*

Girl: Listen I can't so this, just fuck you!

by DarkShiiiiieeeet July 6, 2018

instagram model

a thot who thinks she looks more beautiful by making her ass bigger with photoshop

"i'm a instagram model." "and i'm a proffesional meme creator. Thank you for your respect."

by elmo_is_watching_ya December 29, 2020

Instacream

Instacream: The point of on the spot non controllable orgasm when you see someone that amazingly fit they have that effect on you

Hayley Williams, Just hearing her name makes me instacream

by Tobi Atkins August 4, 2007