Indoor Sunbathing

A excuse used by parents caught in the advance stages of intimacy by ones younger children.

When I woke up and came down stairs for a drink my parents were indoor sunbathing in front of the fire.

by Stimpsonjc February 16, 2014

indoor annual leave

a. Being at work but not doing any actual work.

b. Goofing off at work.

I closed my office door and read a novel all day because I needed a day of indoor annual leave.

by AnnaBeginsAgain March 5, 2010

indoor sports

Incest. See also bedroom sports.

When Lassen County has blackouts for up to four days in subzero weather and whole families get bored, there's nothing to do but play indoor sports. I dare say they don't stay bored.

by FridgeRaider June 2, 2004

indoor snowball

A cup filled with hard boiled eggs that are eaten whilst playing Rollerblade Racer on an NES

Hey Jean, pass the cup of "indoor snowballs" I'm hungry

by Throw your Shoe March 20, 2014

indoor running

Walking or running inside one's residence to break stagnation and improve digestion.

I did indoor running—especially at night, in the small house I rented in Pharr, Texas I moved my bed away from the wall and ran around the house daily.

by but for September 27, 2018

indoor field hockey

A fast paced game that comes from the original game, outdoor field hockey that originated in 1908. The sport of indoor field hockey is usually played on a court the size of a handball court but it has walls to bounce the ball off of. In this sport you may not lift your stick high or hit the ball. You can only push the ball and deflect it. You cannot lift off the ground unless you are taking a shot in the circle. There is a lot more bending and going down low because that's the way the girls who play stop the ball.

Mike: Dude are you going to Grace's indoor field hockey game?
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go

by Fhockey January 12, 2017

indoor fuckery

During the Covid pandemic, when people ignore recommendations against mask wearing, social distancing and large gatherings, choose to get together indoors & increase the risk of spreading Covid to one another and others.

“Our county’s Covid numbers are increasing exponentially, we should get together for some indoor fuckery.”

by anonymous November 12, 2020