blast cabinet

A box or chamber of modest dimensions; usually with one or more handles on the upper surface. The primary use of this cabinet is the disposal of explosive loads of semen or other masturbatory effluent.
I'm going to go use the ol' blast cabinet and then I'll freshen up.
by Hogleg samurai December 01, 2013
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tweed cabinet

Rural slang from the South of England for the female genitalia. Like the gun cabinet, the key is kept elsewhere, but when inside the contents are just as explosive.
Her tweed cabinet was locked in line with government legislation
by suits_you_sir June 17, 2010
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kush cabinet

Stealth grow system for medical marijuana. Grows plants without sunlight indoors.
My buddy just got this thing called the kush cabinet, it's an indoor garden it's sick.
by Grower1 June 19, 2015
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Sinner Cabinet

jail/prison slang
another word for prison
"hey did you hear they threw bob in the sinner cabinet?"
"what'd he do?"
"he gave the police chief's daughter an angry dragon"
by sinnercan February 12, 2023
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cabinet gay

Chenz is a cabinet gay
by ChenzLikesMen December 06, 2020
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queef cabinet

An alternate way to refer to the female genitals. Usually in a derogatory way.
A: How are things going with Brittany?
J: Everything was great, until she showed me her queef cabinet.
by Waynezz123 August 30, 2023
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