D.E.I.

The process of elevating incompetent personal to positions they have no business working to make whiny liberals feel good about themselves.

VP Harris is a D.E.I. hire for her vagina and blackness and not for the content of her character or ability to perform the job.

by beerdrinker247 July 17, 2024

D.E.I.

Diversity, Equality, and inclusion.

The University’s D.E.I. Program has successfully increased scholarships for minorities in need.

by Evolved guppy March 26, 2024

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

D.E.C.I.B

An acronym for one of the great laws of the universe,"Don't Eat Cookies In Bed." This is a good law to follow seeing that a bed of cookies makes and uncomfortable sleep.

Kid:(brings cookies into bedroom)
Mother:"D.E.C.I.B"

Person1: "That was a crappy sleep"
Person2: "D.E.C.I.B"

by Rusty Musty November 13, 2006

S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M

Suck my dick while I eat your pussy until I nut in your mouth

Do you wanna S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M

by Jess Bonner November 2, 2020

I-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t

A girl who doesn't need a man for anything, except "the good stuff".

Momma, you are I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T

by Lade1020 March 2, 2008

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022