I like eating chairs

Chairs are yummy

I like eating chairs

by mahveenisasimp June 30, 2020

I was eating those beans

Reference to life is strange when Max spills Franks beans

I was eating those beans, are you fucking insane? I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS!

by Goat._ September 7, 2021

I will eat your soul

A term used to mean the consumption of the soul

Eating someones soul out of there body

by Nobody April 21, 2005

I will eat your plate

I will lick your ass-hole

I will stop by and I will eat your plate

by MrMoneyP September 17, 2015

I could eat a horse

The proper third line to a haiku.

Today was so mid
Nothing was very goated
I could eat a horse

by Shane Churilla July 30, 2021

I could eat babies

To be so mad, upset or angry that you could eat an innocent baby.

I can't believe they made me work a double shift on New Year's Eve. I'm so mad I could eat babies!

by madbabydisease April 13, 2010

I eat more than I shit a lot.

In the song "One Way Out" by Niels Van Gogh the song lyric is "I knew more than I shouldn't lie." However, due to a mistranslation it sounds more like "I eat more than I shit a lot."
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.

Dang Son! I got 32 kills and only 1 death! I eat more than I shit a lot.

by Rhimjob June 21, 2011