by numandina September 8, 2008

The Ultimate excuse for everything. Found with the 60's Spider Man Meme. Use as an excuse for EVERYTHING! son, go clean your room. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! Go do the dishes. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! so on and so forth.
"FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN!!!!!"
by BariBro1243 November 6, 2014

A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.
Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?
Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.
(Walk up to the badass)
Guy #1: Who are you?
Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...
Guy #1 & #2: O.O
Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.
(Walk up to the badass)
Guy #1: Who are you?
Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...
Guy #1 & #2: O.O
by dogottsel August 27, 2013

Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.
by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

"I'm so sick of your business. I pay my bill every month and all you do is rob me blind.."
"..and I'm gonna let you finish, but I'm going to step in here really quick."
"..and I'm gonna let you finish, but I'm going to step in here really quick."
by LittleJJ December 18, 2012

by sexpixie June 22, 2008

Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.
I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.
by Hihihhygdhvfttyyuipo November 18, 2016
