Hoser

aka Jose Russel:A guy thats overal a big time dickhead. Thinks hes a pretty big time badass and an amazing football player...well hes gonna be a junior next year...and wont play a down...a pretty big theif to...steals stuff from people on his own floor non-stop. FAG
by Douche1 April 27, 2005
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Hoser Poser

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.
You're not from small town Canada you HOSER POSER!
by smilygrl December 07, 2009
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Louisville Hoser

Blasting a huge load with a bat shoved up your ass.
I came like a firehose when she shoved that bat up my ass. It was a real Louisville Hoser.
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Hockey Hoser

Canadian Term Meaning:

1.Someone who claims to love hockey but neither follows nor understands the sport

2. Someone you dislike
by B Wok October 28, 2002
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purple hoser

A nick name for one of the members of Dude Perfect
“Yo you hear of that man purple hoser??”
“Oh yeah he’s from Dude Perfect right!?”
Yeah mAn!!!”
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purple hoser

A literal god among men!
Someone who reminds you of jesus<3!
purple hoser freed the israelites from slavery
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Poser Hoser

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.
You're not from small town Canada you POSER HOSER!
by smilygrl December 07, 2009
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