turd hurdling

The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass

Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.

Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!

by Captain Neck February 5, 2015

Man hurdling

The act of leapfrogging another male or female and landing your penis in inside the females vagina finnishing in the doggystyle position.

Dude last night kyle and i were man hurdling the red head from the party

by BigDaddyRydogg6969 June 5, 2018

Throat Hurdling

When someone attempts an oral challenge greater then they have tried in the past.

Cindy went to far with that porn star throat hurdling his massive wiener.

by Chatta Bob July 9, 2023