holiday money

Money you get when ur clapped and ur mum and dad can’t afford to give u ur phone for ur birthday

“I’m clapped but I got holiday money” said will

by Clappedman63 June 18, 2018

invent a holiday

Get high, blaze, smoke marijuana.

"hey, this movie looks like it's gonna be totally lame. Wanna invent a holiday beforehand?"

by Alexrb December 12, 2006

Jack Off Holiday Hour

The name says it all. It's your holiday kids ... You've got absolutely nothing to do ... Sit around, jack it, have a 4 day happy hour. Its jack off holiday hour!

Get me a beer, tits, its my jack off holiday hour.

What am I gettin into this weekend? Jack off holiday hour baby!

by DrReggy November 2, 2009

Holiday Joint

A holiday joint is a joint with 1/16 of an ounce of marijuana in it, notoriously dificult to roll due to the ammount of marijuana it contains. Usually smoked on birthdays or around special holidays

Tom:"hahaha whats wrong with Rich?"
Adam:"it's his birthday... i rolled him a holiday joint"
Rich: *twitches*

by RazgrizX August 3, 2006

Google Holiday War

When two or more holidays or special occasions fall on the same day and Google must choose one to be included in their logo.

A prime example of this was February 14, 2010 when Valentines Day, the Chinese New Year and the Olympics were all happening on the same day.

Bob: Hey Sam, happy valentines day.

Sam: Apparently not, Google chose the Vancouver 2010 Olympics in todays Google Holiday War.

Bob: Saint Valentine would be pissed...

Sam: Not to mention the People's Republic of China.

by iamgoodoya February 14, 2010

The Psycho Holiday

The July encampment at Bohemian Grove where the worlds most elite men meet to worship a giant owl, hold mock human sacrifices, and plan the future of our world.

Henry Kissinger is going to California for The Psycho Holiday again this year.

by Odessious July 23, 2011

holiday tree

A pine tree that is either plastic or real, in which people decorate for christmas. But the people who sell them call them holiday trees instead of christmas trees, because they didnt want to offend anyone, except people who celebreate christmas. So it won't offend anyone who doesnt celebrate christmas even though it offends everyone who celebrates christmas. Who ever came up with this idea of calling it a holiday tree should get a punch in the face and a CHRISTMAS TREE UP THE ASS.

Holiday tree MY ASS, it's called a christmas tree you dumb fucks.

by The Legend of Zelda December 21, 2004