Hibernation

To socially withdraw cause a ton of bad luck shit keeps happening and your Chinese Horscope actually recommends it

What’s happened to Em? She’s gone into Hibernation cause shit keeps going wrong and apparently her Chinese Horscope also says she should hibernate for 2 years!

by MsFunky January 24, 2019

hibernation

The act of buying extra weed in advance, preparing for the coming weeks where supply may be low and demand is high, so you can just hide away with your mates and get high when everyone else is chokin for a smoke and you dont have to worry about it.

buying a half ounce instead of a twenty bag and commmencing the hibernation

by Stedgyson November 19, 2006

social hibernation

A casual gathering meant to ease the dreariness of winter.

Come over for social hibernation on Friday. We'll watch a documentary and eat TV dinners. You can wear sweatpants.

by Mikyjocrowbar November 26, 2017

hibernation relationship

A relationship during the colder months aka "cuffing season", that’s not meant to last until summer.

“It’s real boyfriend weather right now. I wish I had a hibernation relationship so i could cuddle right now and be free in summer.”

by douchebagg404 December 1, 2025

spoiler hibernation

(n) When one attempts to seclude themselves from the world in order to prevent the discovery of spoilers.

I did not see the last three episodes of that show. I'm going into "spoiler hibernation." Goodbye, world.

by Skyfree June 22, 2015

asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.

-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."

by real_name_taken September 28, 2015

jewish hibernation

The act of sleeping all day on a holiday you don't celebrate.

David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."

by Aiden Schwartz April 3, 2016