Hobby Craft

The deceptive term of leaving early to carry out sexual intercourse

We're sorry we have to leave, but we've got to go Hobby Craft.

I'm sorry I've got to leave, but I've got to go Hobby Craft

by The British Fox 🦊 June 24, 2022

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Hobby shopper

One who shops for fun and gets great deals for family and friends

I hobby shopped for a great bicycle for my niece, it's like new and half the cost of a new one, Ellie loves it! Hobby Shopper score!

by BjlOwens June 5, 2017

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hobby phone

To have a prepaid cell phone you use for setting up dates with escorts. Having open avoids your significant other from discovering your hobby as she snoops through your cell phone.

Thank god for my hobby phone. If that hooker would have texted me on my regular cell phone my girlfriend would have killed me.

by sfbbm123 June 28, 2008

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Get A Hobby

An insult coined by Bethenny Frankel of The Real Housewives of New York City. It's a more fashionable and modern way to say "get a life", "mind your own business", or "you're a budinsky."

Maggie Gallagher of the National Organization of Marriage likes to stick her nose in other people's private relationships.
"Maggie, you really need to get a hobby," said Christopher.

by schoolboy21 August 11, 2010

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Someone who enjoys all the perks of living on a farm whilst contributing absolutely jack shit to the national agricultural industry. Often observed sponging off the government by claiming every kind of grant or subsidy going like it's some kind of fucking give-away. A hobby farmer will own all the machinery and equipment necessary to run a successful working farm but with the slight oversight of not having any fucking livestock or crops. Not even chickens. Fingers like parsnips and trousers held up with baling twine, hobby farmers are often gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.

Michael: Will the hobby farmer be joining us?
John: No he's busy finishing off his dry stone wall so that real farmers can't sneak a look at all the food he isn't producing.

by xpanda1982 August 7, 2014

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