I hobby shopped for a great bicycle for my niece, it's like new and half the cost of a new one, Ellie loves it! Hobby Shopper score!
by BjlOwens June 04, 2017
by creep guy ie March 18, 2011
To have a prepaid cell phone you use for setting up dates with escorts. Having open avoids your significant other from discovering your hobby as she snoops through your cell phone.
Thank god for my hobby phone. If that hooker would have texted me on my regular cell phone my girlfriend would have killed me.
by sfbbm123 June 29, 2008
An insult coined by Bethenny Frankel of The Real Housewives of New York City. It's a more fashionable and modern way to say "get a life", "mind your own business", or "you're a budinsky."
Maggie Gallagher of the National Organization of Marriage likes to stick her nose in other people's private relationships.
"Maggie, you really need to get a hobby," said Christopher.
"Maggie, you really need to get a hobby," said Christopher.
by schoolboy21 August 11, 2010
Someone who enjoys all the perks of living on a farm whilst contributing absolutely jack shit to the national agricultural industry. Often observed sponging off the government by claiming every kind of grant or subsidy going like it's some kind of fucking give-away. A hobby farmer will own all the machinery and equipment necessary to run a successful working farm but with the slight oversight of not having any fucking livestock or crops. Not even chickens. Fingers like parsnips and trousers held up with baling twine, hobby farmers are often gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
Michael: Will the hobby farmer be joining us?
John: No he's busy finishing off his dry stone wall so that real farmers can't sneak a look at all the food he isn't producing.
John: No he's busy finishing off his dry stone wall so that real farmers can't sneak a look at all the food he isn't producing.
by xpanda1982 August 07, 2014
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
A hobby that captures a persons interest for hours, days, weeks, or seasonly but is inevitably replaced by a new micro-hobby. A person may achieve a moderate level of competence, but due to their lack of attention and focus, never become and expert. Micro-hobbys routinely come and go as a person enters a different stage of their life, and quite often help deal with boredom, work life imbalance, and stress.
Whats your dad working on now?
Oh, he has this new micro-hobby. He's trying to build a robot in the basement. He will get bored of if by next week and move onto some hipster hydroponic water system.
Oh, he has this new micro-hobby. He's trying to build a robot in the basement. He will get bored of if by next week and move onto some hipster hydroponic water system.
by Danny Mullan September 17, 2017