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Hacker News

A website where over enthusiastic programmers and entrepreneurs ("hackers", as they call it) gather and rediscover old ideas thinking they are novel and congratulate each other in the process. They have "curious" conversations, which is a euphemism for a contest of who can use the most convoluted sequence of words to describe terrible ideas that go nowhere. They share articles and news stories with each other, with the added flavor of grandiose commentary. There is ritual of babysitting new users and reminding them to be gentle and not commit heinous acts such as challenging their terrible ideas.
OMG, I can't stop laughing at this comment thread on Hacker News. Are these people serious?
by CrazyDev November 14, 2021
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Crazy Russian Hacker

The purest human being ever. Makes reviews of kitchen gadgects, keeps bees, showed us how to peel an egg the Яцssiаи way and let his dogs walk him once
“Yo have you seen Crazy Russian Hacker’s new video?”
“Nah why”
“Yoo he tests more gadjecgs”
“Yooo”
by hugh chungus March 22, 2018
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Monkey Hucker

n. One who makes rapid fire, outlandish declarations as a statement of fact. Typically a low IQ individual who has zero self awareness to the absurdity of their statements. In the slim chance that one of their several thousand proclamations actually come to pass, they suffer severe elbow tendonitis from slapping their own back. They spew so much shit, it is akin to a monkey shitting in their hand and hucking it around with reckless abandon.
This monkey hucker called the Suns to win the championship with a sweep, the Lions to make the playoffs, and the Pats to go to the Super bowl w/o Brady
by REDJGPW May 24, 2022
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Vinnie hacker

The most handsome, funniest, intelligent, man on earth
He can also play baseball
I want Vinnie hacker to slut me out
I'm a slut for Vinnie hacker
Did you see how they tried to cancel Vinnie hacker on Twitter the other day and failed

Wow vinnie such an amazing baseball player
by Arianagrandesbadussy August 15, 2021
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doo-hickey

a way to describe an object when your mind is in such a clutter you can't remember its' name because you are pressed for time. similar in meaning to thing-a-ma-jig.
quickly, go over there and grab me the doo-hickey.
by Paul J Parkinson August 31, 2006
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Vinnie hacker

I’m I simp for this man, The hottest man alive and in all tiktok app
If vinnie hacker told me he was kidnapping me I would say witch car u want me in the back or in the front seat
by Vale hacker November 27, 2020
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hickory shampoo

n. a technique typically used by law enforcement wherein the wooden baton - traditionally made of wood from the hickory tree - is applied on or about the head and shoulders of a deserving miscreant resisting arrest or otherwise needing a lesson.
COP 1: "Last night, some drunk dude wanted to fight when I went to arrest him. Now he's in the hospital getting his teeth re-aligned."

COP 2: "How'd you get him?"

COP 1: "Gave him the ol' hickory shampoo."

COP 2: "Damn..."
by Nite Owl August 7, 2007
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