Dylan Heitter

A boy that will steal your heart. doesn't look very hot at first, but all the girls like him. mysterious. a player, but not obnoxis. has the sweetest smile. used to skate a lot, but quit. not really a specific style, plays lots of sports, but not a jock; is popular, but not a prep; skates(?) but not a skater. a good flirt, and takes your breath away by just looking at him. a good hugger.

I miss Dylan Heitter so much.

Can you believe Dylan Heitter likes her?

Does Dylan Heitter like me?

by kaylaeatsyerface February 15, 2010

dylan hewett

Just a guy

Hey look over there it's Dylan Hewett

by Just a guye January 22, 2018

Hoewitt

the nickname of the a private all girls school, hewitt, in new york city that is notorious for the salacious behavior of its attendees

"Wow that girl over there is all over that guy"
"She must go to hoewitt"

by nycmutt February 22, 2014

Hwitt

The nob hwitt from the latin word wanker shuffles up and down corridors luking for lost kids

get away from me u perv "but i have sweetys"

by fuck u June 25, 2003

dirty hewett

is a total virgin, who at this point would have sex with a potted plant

oh man that guy is such a dirty hewett he'd have sex with a plant pot i bet

by nxdp June 9, 2020

hewett

Hewett is a voyeur of tiramisu pillow pleasure and they enjoys fish eye sessions regularly. They look like T-Rexs due to their disproportunately sized arms and creepy little pointing fingers. LOVES getting salads tossed.

"That little dino, hewett man just asked me to play with his beetroot."

by trexoldman August 11, 2014

howitt

an absolute nightmare of a human to deal with. constantly complains yet ignores all advice. often goes on about some of the most brain dead things as if it were the return of the messiah. overall an absolute "Howitt."

did I mention the pseudoscience nonsense with the astrology baloney ?

stop being such a "howitt"

by jon roton March 24, 2021