hensoning

to fist someone up the arse so hard that it lifts them off the ground

i was fisting jane so hard that her feet left the ground. i realised i had committed hensoning

by nickbenoit February 26, 2008

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Charlton Heston

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) while the recipient is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

"You dam dirty ape."

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

You dam dirty ape.

by clownass December 6, 2006

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husson

when a man claims he's not gay while he is in the middle of a homosexual task.

Matt: Oh, My god Kory, get your mouth off of my penis!!!
Kory: I'm not gay though.
Matt: I don't care, this is absolutely unnecessary.
Kory: Okay, but i'm not gay..i was just pulling a husson.

by Bob Cozgrove February 12, 2006

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Hewson'd

The state of hacking someone in-game while with higher power or authority by simply using a command.

CRAP! I just got Hewon'd
Wtf... I got hewson'd.
Lol, my friend got hewson'd.

by NightLove July 30, 2010

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Gavin Henson

Reasonably hot Welsh rugby player with unfortunate folical growth on his head.

1) Gavin Henson aka Pointy Haired Lad

2)Niki: OMG Gavin Henson is like sooo hot!
Ruby: Shame about his hair though!
Niki: He's hot, he can do what he likes!!!

3) After seeing someone with an unindividual or copied hairstyle, dying to be noticed:
'He is such a wannabe Gavin Henson!'

by The All Nighters July 3, 2005

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Henson

Someone who constantly talks nonsense, and gets told to shut up frequently

Shut up Henson

by _sam November 24, 2016

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Heston over your firearms

To die. Derived from "hand over your firearms", and the quote from the late Charlton Heston, "you can have my gun when you prise it from my cold dead hands".

First you marry, then you have 2.7 kids, then you eat quiche, then you Heston over your firearms.

Both my grandfathers had Hestoned over their firearms before I was born.

by Fearman April 13, 2008

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