Herm

Used to refer to someone who has an attractive face, but an unattractive body. In ancient Greece, a herm (from Hermes) was a long standing block of stone on top of which was carved a man's head. These blocks were otherwise unshaped, but included the frequent presence of genitalia.

Extended in contemporary usage to include members of both sexes and all genders, the word is meant to indicate that the only distinguishing and redeemable features of a particular individual are their face and their genitals.
"Dude, did you see how beautiful that girl was?"
"Bro, she's a fucking herm!"
"A what?"
"A herm... you know, a carface, a body bag--nice face, ugly body."
by HazyKushen May 18, 2016
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Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
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hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”
by chHAad January 09, 2021
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Herm

One who is of both sexes.
"Why do I have to sit by herm?"
by Hunk&Pippie December 06, 2008
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Chart Herm

A person that only has knowledge of a record or track because it is popular with peers or on the charts. These people would have little knowledge of Older or underground favourites. Also unlikely to have any appreciation for lyrics and is therefore spoon-fed with catchy melodies with pointless lyrics.
Jord ''Can't wait to go see example, He's so good!''

Danny ''I know, thanks for showing me his music, where did you find him?''

Jord ''Found him while i was checking the chart top 10 out looking for tunes''

Rory *under breath* ''Chart herms'
by TAGSND October 20, 2010
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Herm-bob

One who is severely lacking in common sence or social skills in anyway. Very similar to a darel.
Look at the herm-bob over there hitting on a nun!
by Don Octagon May 04, 2009
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GOG Herme

A name for someone of false royalty. Someone who shows common traits of homosexuality and tries to claim other royale members as his “lover”. The GOG part stands for Gayest Of Gays.
I can’t believe the new king of Nigeria is a GOG Herme.
by Dick&Balls420 November 29, 2021
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