Help

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrhhhhhhhhggggg!!!!!!!!

Victim: stop, help

Some random dude: no u

by Cancerboi123 February 18, 2019

Helpative

Someone who is extraordinarily helpful and cooperative.

We were all impressed by how helpative Jeremy was when he offered to do the majority of the calls.

by Corlyann January 31, 2006

Help

Something I need with my homework

Me: friend, help me with math please, I’m failing
Friend: rip

by ChickenTastesGreat November 12, 2020

helpes

Herpes you get from banging the maid.

I banged the maid and now I have helpes.

by dnodnodno September 25, 2013

Help

Help me
I am dying of boredom

I just want to make weird definitions on urban dictionary

Help! I need somebody!

by Definitely a human! April 15, 2020

the help

A term that naive hoity toity white bread yuppies that had silver spoons in their mouth (Born with rich parents) use to describe anyone that actually has to work and make their own living such as waitresses, maids, anything in the service industry, etc... It's meant to be a condescending insult toward them behind their back, but actually only insults the person saying it, because they are just affirming that the only reason they have what they have is because it was handed to them and they never had to even worry about making their own living. The people that use this term usually boast an intelligence level of about equal to a box of hammers. See: Paris Hilton

Two yuppies in an office having a conversation about spilled coffee...

Girl 1: Ugh, I just spilled my coffee...(probably from starbux)
Girl 2: Hunny, just the help clean it up (sneering laugh, and in a condescending tone)

by Jack Bell III January 12, 2008

Help

A word you write on your hand in the middle of a test as if someone is going to come and help

(You in your mind):
Teacher: hay you, you silently cried for help, you must exit the premises of this here establishment at once

by SIXTY NINE FOUR TWENTY December 23, 2019