russian war helmet

this is a really nasty surprise to the unsuspecting victim in wich you place your balls on their forehead and errection down their nose and ejaculate on thier face resembling a roman helmet but seamen has rushed out on to the victims face

last nite after my girl passed out I gave her a russian war helmet I was only aiming for a roman helmet but i got a little excited and it kinda rushed out

by [e-mail] October 11, 2007

helmet box

1. some one who acts retarded
2. what the retard would wear if he bought the helmet
3. a mental case or total basket case so spasmatic that he or she may need to wear a helmet to protect themself from head injuries from their own lack of competence
4. NOT TOO SWIFT

helmet box HELMET BOX
Whats his problem
he tried to put on the box and i took it and put the helmet on for him hes not to swift thats why we call him HELMET BOX

by [e-mail] November 23, 2007

Imperial Helmet

Person whos hair resembles that of a cat with a lime on its head. Who is very oblivious to most anything. Likes to push thier authority around and treat people like pond scum.

Dave: "I would like to take a vacation day for friday 2 months from now."

Imperial Helmet: "Mmmm.... Yeah.... I'm gonna have to go ahead and just deny that now. And were gonna have to have you come in and work saturday also for the next 2 months."

by chew-chew-nong-nong-head July 21, 2010

HELMET LICKER

A male that gives head to another male.

Elton John is a flaming helmet licker.

by Scottd247 November 3, 2007

Helmet Rimming

When one, driven by resentment/hate/anger etc takes the decision to rub their penis head round the rim of target-person's drinking glass as act of revenge.

I fucking hate that bastard; when he leaves to go to the toilet, i'm Helmet rimming his fucking glass.

by silversausage October 10, 2010

Helmet Rakers

Used to describe a person's extremely large teeth, referencing the potential problems experienced when giving a blowjob and 'rake' the helmet of the penis.

That bird had a right set of helmet rakers, I had to tell her to stop.

by RichieBigTits March 21, 2013

Butt Helmet

When a set of bare cheeks is placed atop the head of an unsuspecting victim.

Hey everyone. look over there. I think Mark is giving Joey a Butt helmet.

by babyakry January 12, 2011