Hire harold

A saying used for when you need some help, usually in the game "Farming Simulator"

A term originally used by the YouTuber BILLSTMAXX in his Farm Sim Saturday Series

I'm gonna hire Harold to get some work done.

by pumpedrowdy February 9, 2023

Harold

A guy who is the sweetest person you will meet. He's funny and thoughtful, and he cares about a lot of people. You will never meet anybody as awesome as a Harold.

Girl 1: oh my gosh I just love Harold.
Girl 2: who's Harold?
Girl 1: look
Girl 2: I think I love Harold too.

by Picklelicious November 15, 2014

Hashley

A man who takes the unbeaten path while surviving the "norms" of reality. He takes one foot in front of the other until he has reached his goal to complete sainthood. This is not to be confused with his utter sex appeal to women who seem to flock around him wherever he goes. He also creates laughter in odd places, like a cubicle or jail. Hasheley's are particularly drawn to the music industry, DJ, radio, xm satellite. Don't be fooled by a Hashley's seemingly fun nature...there's more to a Hashley then jokes.

I ran into a person I didn't know was real...he was a Hashley and he made me laugh and feel his pain at the same time. How is that possible?

by artsyfartsy2010 February 3, 2010

Haolin

A very gorgeous, brave, intelligent, energetic, loving person who really knows how to party. Always very empathic towards others. She has a proverb for every occasion and uses polysyllabic words to convey the impression of great erudition. Haolin hates the monarchy and tries to convert everyone she meets. She is also a snob who looks down on those who can't appreciate fine art. Has a bad habit of making 'funny' quips after every joint. Haolin's heavily allergic to entertainers and is fascinated by smarties. But there's nothing she likes more than a good mystery. And there's nobody better in the world than a good Haolin.

Aren't you bringing some forties to Haolin's party?

by unbalancedstark November 24, 2019

haole

A word used mainly in Hawaii to describe a white person. Depending on how you say it, the word can mean either an insult or just a fact.

1. fact: me, my flip fren, my jap fren, and my haole fren went go smoke some batu over up in Nalo.
2. insult: GO BACK TO THE MAINLAND YOU FUCKING HAOLES!

by Kailua boy January 31, 2004

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

The greatest movie in the history of the world. If you are Asian, from New Jersey, Jewish, or smoke weed, you will definitely love this movie. But even if you don't, you will still love it, because it is the funniest movie of all time.

Cool Person: Guess what?
Loser: What?
Cool Person: I watched Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle twice in the past 24 hours. And then I went to white castle.
Loser: Oh.

by i_love_jew_fros August 18, 2004

Haslett High School

A high school in Michigan in the Lower Peninsula. Not too much happens there, but thats just what THEY want you to think!

Haslett High School is secretly a nuclear missile silo with each warhead pointing at gumpy Canada. Invasion from those dirty Canucks is no secret, so why not make a high school into a missile silo? Thanks to specialized military training, every student of Haslett High School is a covert military ninja of death. The next time you visit dreary Haslett, be sure to ask about their nuclear program and someone will be more than happy to tell you about it.

Deep within the school is not only the home of three thousand nukes, but several hundred fighter jets and helicopters. Those weapons may seem conventional and sissy but Haslett is secretly the testing ground of future American weapons. For instance, the flaming shark surfboard and a 20 foot long "rectal bulb syringe" capable of giving a Canadian an enema a mile away are a few among the many deadly weapons within Haslett's arsenal.

Sure Haslett High School might have sucky sports teams and mediocre ACT scores, but when it comes to covert military operations, Haslett is NUMBER ONE!

Cheney: Maple syrup bombs are everywhere! They're gonna hit in 5 minutes!

Passing school children: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA DIE!!!

Bush: Damn, its the Canadians! Protect America from those syrupy terrorists! Launch those missiles Haslett!

*Total ownage of Canucks*

America: Hooray for Haslett High School!

*ticker tape parade, new Haslett postage stamps, and more awtzum stuff fo' Haslett happen*

Note for readers: Please don't be offended, I mean c'mon... it's just Canada! Sheesh, anyway Justin is awesome.

by My Name Be Walter March 7, 2008