When you have sex with a women and as youre about to jizz scream as loud as possible "expelliarmus" and drown her vagina with your magic juice. If the women is pleased with your performance then you will recieve ten points for griffin dor
by poseidon1221 October 25, 2014
Weird creation of an infertile Ginger English lady for children who like picking the wings off flies.
by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 20, 2003
One of the most popular books series of this generation it is also one of the most overrated.
They each have about the same plot
Harry has a horrible summer with his horrible relations that don't give him the love a boy needs even though he is obviously sooooo much better then his cousins (in the later book Harry learns about puberty and how it turns you into a bitter and angsty teenager) often Harry snaps at his family because they are just soooo mean that he can't take it. Dudley NEVER gets in trouble even though he is such a bully and soo mean and fat and stupid
Harry does something stupid and almost gets in trouble, but it's not real trouble because Harry can't die yet because JK Rowling already said she was going to write 7 books.
Harry goes off to have magical hogwarts learning fun at the school of witchcraft and wizardry. He gets teased about his scar and stuff by people that don't understand the pain and suffering caused by being "the boy who lived"
Harry and his friends get into a minor fight
Something bad happens (usually do to the dark lord voldy who was not actually defeated by "the boy who lived" just minorly inconvenienced so that Rowling could make a shitload of money)
Harry and his friends must forgive each other so they can fight against "all that is evil"
They defeat the evil
Everybody lives happily ever after, except the bad guys, the people that died fighting the bad guys, and the Defense against the dark arts teacher (it is hogwarts tradition to sack the defense against the dark arts teacher)
They each have about the same plot
Harry has a horrible summer with his horrible relations that don't give him the love a boy needs even though he is obviously sooooo much better then his cousins (in the later book Harry learns about puberty and how it turns you into a bitter and angsty teenager) often Harry snaps at his family because they are just soooo mean that he can't take it. Dudley NEVER gets in trouble even though he is such a bully and soo mean and fat and stupid
Harry does something stupid and almost gets in trouble, but it's not real trouble because Harry can't die yet because JK Rowling already said she was going to write 7 books.
Harry goes off to have magical hogwarts learning fun at the school of witchcraft and wizardry. He gets teased about his scar and stuff by people that don't understand the pain and suffering caused by being "the boy who lived"
Harry and his friends get into a minor fight
Something bad happens (usually do to the dark lord voldy who was not actually defeated by "the boy who lived" just minorly inconvenienced so that Rowling could make a shitload of money)
Harry and his friends must forgive each other so they can fight against "all that is evil"
They defeat the evil
Everybody lives happily ever after, except the bad guys, the people that died fighting the bad guys, and the Defense against the dark arts teacher (it is hogwarts tradition to sack the defense against the dark arts teacher)
by Katrin C January 14, 2008
by thepottman January 03, 2009
The emo main character of the infamous Harry Potter book series by JK Rowling. Potter spends the majority of his time whining and complaining about various obstacles he must face. If wizards had ipods, his favorite band would be Fall Out Boy (or Simple Plan). He also carries quite a large ego, what with being the fated saver of the world and all. This makes him ubiquitously appealing to similarly minded readers everywhere, while also drawing criticism from others.
Potter is also a discriminatory censurer of the house of Slytherin and its occupants as well as the society of muggles (maybe if the wizards trusted muggles they wouldn't seem so stupid and ignorant!).
Potter is also the creator of the most beautiful and amazing child's name known to date, Albus Severus. AS is slated to be the most popular baby name for 2008.
Potter is also a discriminatory censurer of the house of Slytherin and its occupants as well as the society of muggles (maybe if the wizards trusted muggles they wouldn't seem so stupid and ignorant!).
Potter is also the creator of the most beautiful and amazing child's name known to date, Albus Severus. AS is slated to be the most popular baby name for 2008.
by Arabella Quag May 12, 2008
Girl 1: Do you know who the single best fiction character in the world is?
Girl 2: It's obviously Harry Potter, who I fully intend on marrying.
Girl 2: It's obviously Harry Potter, who I fully intend on marrying.
by harry is clearly amazing May 09, 2009
When you write on someone when they are passed out by drawing circular glasses around their eyes and to their ears and putting a lightning bolt on thier forehead.
by dubT February 28, 2009