handy shandy

another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits

How much is handy shandy?

Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut

by Dr.Rape March 3, 2009

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The Handy Special

The Handy Special is a Newbury Park legend, not a myth but fact. Commonly described as the ultimate pain of one’s popliteal, hammy, and calves. Lengend is told that The Handy Special is and only performed by BWH the legend himself, commonly performed with the grip end of a a driver with an extra stiff shaft, double armed swung directly to the back of one’s knee area. If one is a victim of The Handy Special should seek out medical attention immediately. If not treated will result in muscle failure, muscle decay, extreme foot fungus, ED, COPD, and tendency to change genders.

“Oh my lord that kid is late to the van, he’s getting the Handy Special”
“I wasn’t able to to produce offspring after that”
“First victim was Connor Phillpot”

by NP Lengends and Folklore April 9, 2019

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Handy James

A Hand Job

Kyle: Peter was in the tipi with Emma again
Nicky Westside: Did he get another Handy James
Kyle: Got 2

by KillaKydawgMasterMix January 6, 2012

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Cheesy Handy

When you put cheese wiz in between your fingers and proceed to give someone a handjob. If people can put whipped cream on their nipples why can't I put cheese wiz on my penis?

"Hey hon why don't you give me a cheesy handy tonight?"

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Vandy Handy

A Vandy Handy is when a college coed (from said school) nakedly stands on her head with with legs spread wide in a "V" while simultaneously giving a hand job to the guy. The Vandy Handy is completed when the guy cums on the coed's chin.

Eric drunkenly left the party with that sorority girl and headed back to the apartment, where she gave him a Vandy Handy.

by dirt nasty d October 3, 2011

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