MC hammered

To get really hammered and spend all your cash.

crofish: "Hey man you wanna go to 3 beans for coffee this arvo?"

muzzy: "Nah I cant go dude, I dont have any cash left cause I got MC hammered last night at East."

by muzzydoesit January 15, 2011

jack-hammered

To be intoxicated to a level where all abilities to make rational decisions become impossible.

Matt was so jack-hammered, he did not realize the girl he slept with was 300 pounds.

by High Profile December 17, 2006

hammered dog shit

The way one appears after a rough night of anything.

Man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog shit.

by Dave McVicker April 27, 2006

Hammered

drunk off ur ass

Dude, he's way hammered

by Shana Morro March 25, 2003

Hammered Drunk

When you get past being drunk drunk, you´re hammered Drunk. Hammered drunk is drunk X drunk when vision is extremly blurry and you wake up saying "damn, i dont remember shiiiiiiit"

"I´m in the front row, and i´m Hammered drunk right..."

by Rabanova December 27, 2009

hammered ass

Less than acceptable, unattractive. Unsatisfactory.

That broad's face looks like hammered ass.
The casserole you made tastes like hammered ass

by Zorgo September 12, 2005

Hamlered

The act or process of getting sloppy drunk while in the town of Hamler, Ohio.

Dylan: Duuuude Blaine was so hamlered at that party in Hamler last night, i think he shit his pants.

Kory: Yeah, wouldn't be the first time.

by BrianPeppersFan July 12, 2011