pressed ham on glass

When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.

Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?

by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006

Mary Ham

The newest news Anchor for the most reliable news source on the internet, Pew News. She has allegedly killed Poppy Gloria according to PewDiePie.

Poppy Gloria, was found dead in her apartment by Mary Ham earlier this week.

by rigbecai June 3, 2019

HAM BOT VER

An instance in which a Formula 1 race ends up with the very predictable and boring Hamilton, Bottas Verstappen podium

Wanna watch this week's F1 race?
Not really, it's probably just gonna end up being a HAM BOT VER

by ian5700 November 1, 2020

boneless jungle ham

Another name for a watermelon.

Look at that black guy chomping on the boneless jungle ham

by Sammm Marcus January 17, 2017

ham egg and cheese sandwich

A legendary, bangin-ass breakfast sandwich. More commonly known as the mouth orgy of the morning.

Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'

Bitch: Okay.

by life guru May 10, 2010

Egg and Ham Sandwich

Term for a bitch.

She cheated? Wow what an egg and ham sandwich.

by Haley Solo August 28, 2019

Ham Juices

The copious amounts of ass crack sweat that drips, settles and moistens the gusset of one's panties or underwear. Ham Juices leave a wet mark running from the taint upwards to the waistband. Ham Juices are caused by vigorous exercise or routine activity in high heat and humid climates.

Frank: Hi Carl. How was your work out today?
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!

Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2015