Master Grunwald

Master Grunwald a Smart, Strong, Ruthless man that looks over Grunwald Farms. Huge penis and is called Lord Grunwald to some.

Master Grunwald is basically my Dad.

by Gritty Mankey Man February 10, 2022

Grunbaum

From the verb "To Grunbaum", meaning to steal credit for someone else's work whilst making them look bad, esp. towards senior managers.

"James did all the work on that, and Paul completely Grunbaum'd him"

"You bastard, you've Grunbaum'd me!"

by Hobbotical February 9, 2009

grunion

a miniscule amount of a substance (usually marijuana) which is usually bummed from a friend or not obtained at all.

" C'mon Bro , You dont even have a grunion to spot me ?

by Santiago Slim February 3, 2012

Grunion

When a male's member or penis is wider then long. A deformed rarity of sorts that causes odd reactions.

Ibe's grunion made the girl laugh her ass off. This here grunion'll make you squirm bitch.

by Raphael the camel December 26, 2005

grunion

1. Colloquial term for the (mercifully) mostly defunct Grand Union grocery chain.
2. Dick cheese.

You are apt to find some grunion (2) in the Wisconsin aisle of the Grunion (1).

by vmx February 25, 2009

Grundalf the Black

The stage name Bill Cosby gives to his bifkin, when he performs a magic act at children's birthday parties.

Bill Cosby: "And for this particular trick, I'll need some help from my assistant, Grundalf the Black!"

Grundalf: "Heeeyy heeeyy heey!!"

by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011

graunIad

The Guardian is a Manchester newspaper known for both its typos and dedication to Apple technology.
graunIad celebrates both their spelling mistakes and their tech news enthusiasm.

In order to meet their 5 a day apple quota you often get headlines such as "Will and Kate forget their iPad." and "Jamie Oliver's food is improved by the the iPad."

graunIad headline of the day "Japan discovers 'rare earth' minerals used for iPads"

by ArthursDaily July 6, 2011