Boomer groomer

A reverse paedophile (a kid that rapes old people)

Yo fam Whitney is like 14 and she fucked her sugar daddy against her will. What a boomer groomer

by Squidris Elba December 13, 2019

groomer supporters

people who support that groomer t*ny l*p*z

It's not ok to be a groomer supporters please don't be one.

by thedevilzbitch May 7, 2021

adult groomers

Despicable men whom on social media websites such as twitter target attractive women, direct messaging and befriended their target and then proceeding to use various techniques intended to maninpulate the woman into giving the groomer nude photos of herself.

In some circumstances adult grooming is illegal, such as in the case of grooming persons whom are mentally ill or mentally disabled.

Trutherbots are adult groomers.

by AnonDoxy July 9, 2018

Rusty Groomer

A dog blasts its fart box out of fear, when being groomed. Sometimes results in a chocolate-covered clippers delight.

Wicket and Scamp always come correct with a Rusty Groomer whenever they hear the buzz of clippers.

by pink_hag_n_fly16 August 7, 2014

groomer's law

the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!

looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)

jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law

he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!

only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law

she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law

by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

ass groomer

A professional that deals with the aesthetics of the gluteal region. This is largely a male-dominated profession. Their services are in high demand in this increasing vain U.S. society. Ass grooming boutiques exist in trendy areas such as Seattle, Miami, and Providence, RI.

Bob: Hey Greg... nice ass!

Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.

Bob: Word!

by Quincy Wilson March 31, 2009

Heterosexual Groomer

Heterosexual who is against minor predators in the same sex community but hides the facts minor predators are in the Heterosexual community.

Heterosexual Groomer: She wants to label the same sex community as minor predators but won't mention anything about when straights are labeled minor predators.

by IcePanda April 19, 2023