The Gristle Jardo

The Gristle Jardo is what one would refer to as a f*ckboy or "f*ckboi" well known for always carrying a "beverage" in hand while maintaining a low tolerance for consumption. This is often apparent by the loose phrase's such as "hey shawwwty, lemme hollla" as the night progresses. The Gristle Jardo has a wierd obssession with co-workers cold feet. It is advisable to avoid The Gristle Jardo if an escape route Exists. While little is known about the Gristle Jardo, it is believed that they originated in the slums of West Michigan, but claim territory to Kenya as well.

You could hear the Gristle Jardo coming from the echos of "Shawwwty" bouncing from the steel and brick of the downtown buildings.

by thee__allknowing November 5, 2022

Gristle on my dick

When gristle is applied to the genital area

Yo she put gristle on my dick

by Hdrizzle July 6, 2022

gristle chewer

lesbian

that girl is a gristle chewer

by Garry1971 March 5, 2021

gristle stick

Underweight workoutaholics, female.

The gym was filled with gristle sticks today.

by Little boo April 10, 2010

Gristle

1. Weird chunky little shits that always hide in any form of meat which some people that have gotten it have gone vegetarian.

2. Another word for penis.

1. Mmm… this steak. *Throws up* EEEW, Gristle!? That’s disgusting!
2. My gristle fells like I have to pee!

by Numpty911 March 10, 2022

gristle itch

Like saying, your ass hurts !
Man, your gristle itch ! Your butt needs wiping

cause your full of crap lying all the time !

Dude, your gristle itch !

You need to wipe dude, cause your talking BS.

by SethII April 14, 2014

Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 9, 2014