Gout

When 2 chimneys love each other very much, they have chimney babies. This makes it so that any person that cleans a chimney with a chimney baby will die in 7 days.

Person 1: How did you get gout?
Person 2: I was cleaning a chimney, and I got gout so now I have 7 days to live.

by Sans the Lucario July 06, 2018

gout

Nasty. Gross. Something that stinks, tastes bad, extremely dirty, or disgusting to look at.

“That sandwich was old. It tasted gout af” “I’m gonna give that motel a bad review it was gouted out”

by Neenscene September 11, 2020

Gouting

To cut off someone’s fingers or toes and stick them in your holes. The amount of fingers or toes you can fit inside you is called a gecord.

“Yo bro we’re gonna go Gouting this afternoon, you wanna come with”

“Nah, I already have the gecord.

by RPissOnYa January 05, 2025