Gluckeded

When you have a wet dream, and poop the bed in the same night.

Damn I gluckeded on Jakes couch last night..

by Urbanus54 February 6, 2008

Gluck

The combination pee and poop that comes out of a birds ass.

That chicken just glucked on the sidewalk.

by Pete911t April 12, 2022

Gluck

Good luck

Sofie: I have a huge test tomorrow and i haven't studied at all
Adam: Lol gluck with that

by Myke Hauk February 1, 2022

Gluck Gluck

a way to ask for a cigarette

John:"gluck gluck?"

Steve: *gives John a cigarette*

by TRCE July 28, 2024

double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.

"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"

by bornedmcbeef January 3, 2021

Gulag Gluck Gluck

When waiting in the Gulag in call of duty, your teammate joins you and gives you a blowjob in the cell before entering the death match as a parting gift.

I was sent to the gulag but luckily my squad mate joined me and gave me the gulag Gluck Gluck before entering the death match.

by GlazinCheeks April 10, 2025

Gluck Gluck 3000

When you get painting the wall, and you need to take excess paint of your brush, so you slap it of both sides of the tin.

Myself and Emily decided to paint the kitchen, there was to much paint so we decided to do the Gluck Gluck 3000!

by Carolina Edwardino December 3, 2024