Gluckeded

When you have a wet dream, and poop the bed in the same night.

Damn I gluckeded on Jakes couch last night..

by Urbanus54 February 06, 2008

Glucked

When a girl gets fucked by a glock. FULLLLY loaded glock for extra tension.

Heard she got glucked yesterday, fully loaded too.

by fortnitecubesex February 12, 2021

glasses gluck

Bj when the chics wearing glasses

Boy 1: yo Emma gave Hayden the glasses Gluck last night.

Boy 2: No way!

by H2fizzy June 14, 2022

crab gluck

when she got the glizzy grip too tight it gives you a burning boner

Bro my 5-inch double-decker pecker wrecker still hurts from that crab gluck your mum gave me last night... She got some real sandpaper hands.

by Leader of the Swaws September 15, 2023

I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

When you wanna get a Gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

When you really I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

by A weird retigger June 08, 2024

The Gluck

Fucking a chick while she’s in the midst of throwing up

I pulled the Gluck out in the porta potty last night

by shrmbs February 06, 2024

Gluck Gluck 6000

Taking the 3000 model up a notch by adding just a little twist to the motion. Enhancing the pleasure....or adding to the wear and tear on your junk.
*please be sure to use generous amount of lube or pre-oral lubing!

Babe, you are too fucking basic with that Gluck Gluck 3000. Step it to the Gluck Gluck 6000 already damnit before I trade you in for a better model!

by RichTheRedn3ck November 02, 2023