a weird mystical creature that only hurts you but you try to help them and you only get hurt more,. you also will never understand them
by big pee pee in your poo poo March 8, 2022
Get the girlmug. a creature that comes in a lot of varieties...Now the cute and the hot ones...I just want to tackle them to the ground pull of their heels, flip flops, cross-trainers or if I'm lucky they're prancing around barefoot ;) and lick and suck on their toes because they're sooo yummy HAHAA!!!! It's even hotter when they're sexily pedicured!
by DEVGRU January 6, 2007
Get the girlmug. 1. a being infinitely more intelligent than any boy will ever be
2. a being infinitely more intelligent than any boy would ever want to be
3. a being that does not belong on the same planet as any boy but unfortunately must associate with these vastly inferior entities but unfortunately must for reproductive purposes
2. a being infinitely more intelligent than any boy would ever want to be
3. a being that does not belong on the same planet as any boy but unfortunately must associate with these vastly inferior entities but unfortunately must for reproductive purposes
1. Girl: boys are all idiots
2. Boy: Cool, she called me an idiot!
3. Girl: I think you are an idiotic asshole but lets have sex anyway
2. Boy: Cool, she called me an idiot!
3. Girl: I think you are an idiotic asshole but lets have sex anyway
by Walfadjiri January 6, 2007
Get the girlmug. Wow. You don’t know what a girl is. That’s not even surprising. You’re spending valuable time looking up definitions on Urban Dictionary.
A girl is someone who someone like you will never get a chance with, you stupid fuck that doesn’t know what a girl is.
A girl is someone who someone like you will never get a chance with, you stupid fuck that doesn’t know what a girl is.
by Ooo yay I’m annoying May 3, 2018
Get the girlmug. by Philosophical-Cat October 30, 2017
Get the girlmug. * tomboys can be classified as girl ya know, but sometimes you are allowed to question the sexuality. girls shave legs, i mean hello! just lift up the fucking jeans dude.
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by gigiiiiiX) December 23, 2008
Get the girlmug.