Dumbass religious fucks that thinks the world is only twelwe-thousand years old, and that God created them in only one day. Yeah, kinda proves that He rushed it...
Dude: "What about dinosaur fossils?"
Chr. fund.: "God put them there to test
our faith!"
Dude: "I think God put YOU here to test
MY faith, dude..."
Chr. fund.: "God put them there to test
our faith!"
Dude: "I think God put YOU here to test
MY faith, dude..."
by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004
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The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity (see God) that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
by GleefulSchizo666 November 19, 2005
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"Far" is an ancient Persian angel (in Zoroastrianism).
"dad" in Persian means either "given" or "justice".
Fardad is the concatenation of these two words.
Therefore "Fardad" means "given by the angel Far" and is a beautiful Persian name. Most of Persian names ending with "dad" are usually very ancient as well. Names such as Mehrdad (gift of the Sun), Khodadad (given by God), Shahrdad (gift of the city), Bamdad (early morning), Behdad (best justice), and so on.
How is it pronounced?
Persian (or Farsi or Parsi) is a very, very melodic language and that is one of the reasons it is so beautiful. The tone of your voice can fully determine the meaning of the sentence or word. Factors such as anger, relief, happiness, doubt, etc would heavily influence how you pronounce a word or sentence in Persian. Therefore the proper pronunciation of this name would depend on the speaker and their mood! But for non-native Persian speakers, the best (simplest) way would be the following:
Pronounce "Far" like the first part (ending with 'r') of "farrow" in English, trying to pronounce the 'r' the Spanish way: quite clear and emphasised.
"Dad" is NOT pronounced as dad in English. Pronounce it as "daad".
So you could pronounce it as FaRdaad (with R being emphasised in the Spanish way).
"Far" is an ancient Persian angel (in Zoroastrianism).
"dad" in Persian means either "given" or "justice".
Fardad is the concatenation of these two words.
Therefore "Fardad" means "given by the angel Far" and is a beautiful Persian name. Most of Persian names ending with "dad" are usually very ancient as well. Names such as Mehrdad (gift of the Sun), Khodadad (given by God), Shahrdad (gift of the city), Bamdad (early morning), Behdad (best justice), and so on.
How is it pronounced?
Persian (or Farsi or Parsi) is a very, very melodic language and that is one of the reasons it is so beautiful. The tone of your voice can fully determine the meaning of the sentence or word. Factors such as anger, relief, happiness, doubt, etc would heavily influence how you pronounce a word or sentence in Persian. Therefore the proper pronunciation of this name would depend on the speaker and their mood! But for non-native Persian speakers, the best (simplest) way would be the following:
Pronounce "Far" like the first part (ending with 'r') of "farrow" in English, trying to pronounce the 'r' the Spanish way: quite clear and emphasised.
"Dad" is NOT pronounced as dad in English. Pronounce it as "daad".
So you could pronounce it as FaRdaad (with R being emphasised in the Spanish way).
The name Fardad.
by AghaFardad February 8, 2010
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Pride for Father Ted! (He's a fundamentalist christian who hired a gay prostitute to rub his back while he was smoking meth, on his way to his "super church" to preach about the evils of homosexuality)
by Hazard13 July 1, 2008
Get the Fundamentalist Christian mug.Person so desperate to be able to say things like "There can be no compromise!" and think things like "I am right and everyone else is wrong!" that they give up all critical thinking, accept literally the parts of a holy book that support their prejudices and take an unquestioning stance on one interpretation of a religion. They won't, of course, admit that it's only an interpretation; it's the ONE AND ONLY TRUTH. They often like to write words like TRUTH in BLOCK CAPITALS. See also Landover Baptist
I love the way fundamentalists claim the Bible is inerrant until you show them a bit they don't like, then start talking like liberals about "context" and "interpretation".
by Adrian Petyt December 16, 2003
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