Funnies

The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.

Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"

by TangClock February 16, 2009

funne monkee

one of the greatest lyrical arts of human history

a dude: "funne monkee"
a dude 2: "you are now CEO of CEO"

by whyamibrowsingthissite October 15, 2020

funnier than fred

Another way to say a large amount of people; Can be synonymous with the world's entire population, excluding Youtube celebrity Fred Figglehorn.

Guy 1: Hey so who d'ya invite to your big birthday bash?

Guy 2: Everyone that's funnier than fred, dude!

Guy 1: Whoa, that's a lot of people.

by kthnxbai. June 25, 2009

Funnel Party

When a guy holds a funnel in his mouth and all of his friends cum into the funnel filling his mouth with a creamy surprise.

We're gonna throw Geno the biggest funnel party his fire crotch has ever seen.

by Syre Xtreme February 4, 2010

cock funnel

One who funnels cocks into every orifice of their body.

Synonymous with slut, except it gives a more visual representation of what a girl who encompasses this name actually does. If her mouth is open, a cock is in it. If her legs are more than 15 degrees apart, there is a cock in her vagina.

You know that bitch Brandi? Yeah she's a total cock funnel to every extent of the word.

by f1R3cr0tch January 9, 2011

burnt funnel cake

the act of pooping in a funnel and spreading it out over a girl chest then you jizz on it.

so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake?

by capt long schlong January 26, 2010

del tha funkee homosapien

good under ground rapper that has alot of street credit and good muzak that set the whole underground trend and part of the hieroglyphics crew

by Kc August 27, 2003