Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.
That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!
by OnlyRealness July 14, 2017
Get the Funeral Toutingmug. by Isabel's best friend July 24, 2018
Get the That’s Your Funeralmug. A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse
by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007
Get the Grandma's Funeralmug. When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.
My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.
by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007
Get the Funeral Processionmug. A god awful deathcore band from Ohio who constantly tours with good death metal bands.
They are also known for their extreme hatred for the game UNO, which is usually being played by the crowd during the set.
They are also known for their extreme hatred for the game UNO, which is usually being played by the crowd during the set.
by TheUnoChampion February 17, 2010
Get the Rose Funeralmug. Is the shit.They rule.
by Chickenwing21 September 25, 2006
Get the dark funeralmug. the most sexual band ever. often defined as emo. make up your own mind, they're awesome whatever. and darran smith is the nicest bloke ive met in my life.
by Vixicle January 17, 2004
Get the funeral for a friendmug.