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Fump Rod 

Any long stick or pole that can be used to poke and/or prod someone repeatedly. After poking someone, the holder of the Fump Rod must shout "Fump Rod!" loudly and with pride. Often leads to irritation and anger by the person being poked.
Person 1: *Jabs random person with stick* Fump Rod!
Random person: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!
Fump Rod by gamerking60 December 20, 2007
Related Words
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Definition-Fucking Hump IT

Background- The telephone Pole!
i need to fump her

go fump it. i know its a dog but who cares
Fump It by BLAH June 29, 2004
Man u just need to fump it!
fump it by kaite brown June 28, 2004

Fump Truck 

Fump Truck is a shorthand way of referring to a fugly dump truck or a fugly truck. Fugly being shorthand for “fucking ugly”.

Usually these trucks are orange, incredibly old and have a history of “running over” underage girls.

Don’t get it twisted, Fump Truck doesn’t refer to anything else at all and never will.
Person 1: Take a look at this frickin’ Fump Truck coming down the street, rolling coal like some kind of asshole.

Person 2: Yeah I know the driver, he’s a racist PDF file that fucked his own daughter.
Fump Truck by DeltaRoo* August 30, 2025

gorrest fump 

The alternate version of Forrest Gump starring Al Gore.
Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump
gorrest fump by TWC.TV March 5, 2016

Truck Fump 

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Trump".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
Trump is suing states and filing for election results to be suspennded? Truck Fump.
Truck Fump by Telephony November 4, 2020