A large blunt instrument, typically a cosh or police baton used to enforce authority over another person.
"If you don't back down i'll smash your noggin in with my fuckstick!"
by Rowley May 16, 2003
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(Noun) penis, cock, schlong, dick
"I have a 9" fuckstick!"
by SIDFICK April 20, 2007
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person appears to have been beaten with a stick until unpleasent to look at and mentally handicapped;also a long piece of pipe with a hook on the end, used to lock/unlock the block on a drilling rig.
"bite those tongs you stupid fuckstick"
by DeanR August 18, 2005
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That nitwit is some kind of fuckstick.
by jrm July 18, 2003
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Fuckstick is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It is interchangeable with fuck which can mean just about anything.
Awe fuckstick! Are you fucksticking me?That mother fuckstick fucksticked me in the fuckstick!
by Cori and Laura October 29, 2021
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1. A word used to express total annoyance

2. A word used to describe those who have caused you total annoyance.

3. A group of teenage idiots that hang around shopping centres, swearing, spitting and acting hyper.
1. " My internet connection has gone again! FUCKSTICKS!!"

2. "My energy company sent me an estimated bill for about 5 times more than is humanly possible to consume. Fucksticks!"

3. Tina decided to use the south entrance to the mall, owing to the high concentration of fucksticks spitting and leaping about outside the north entrance.
by MagickDio April 24, 2010
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A prototypical "look at me don't you think I am cool" dipshit with a shaved head, Oakley sunglasses, backwards black baseball cap, goatee, Hurley or Fox clothes who drives an obnoxiously lifted F-150 with an oversized No Fear or Fox sticker on the back window. Typically, these losers work in construction or some sort of manual labor job because they are too stupid to attend college. These tards are attention hogs who pull out every poser stop to get it by reminding everyone all the time how great they are, and constantly out-buying friends and neighbors for the best dirt bike, quad or toy hauler. They spend countless weekends drunk at the “river” or in the “sands” but when it comes to real sports these fat bellied dolts can’t even hit a ball out of the infield. They can be seen sporting one or more tattoos written in old English script while ethnic versions of these idiots sport an iron cross logo completely clueless to the original meaning. They will generally refer to you as bro and or boss and treat everyone as if trying to sell them a used car.
There goes Mr. FOX Racing. That fuckstick is doing 60 down a residental street in his lame-ass F-150 blasting rap music.
by malarrya March 17, 2008
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