fucking cock

When Peter Griffin Family Guy falls down the stairs. This can't be heard in the censored verision aired on TV, but is present in the DVD verision.

Aw, aw, fuck, fuck, fucking cock, fuck, fuck!

by xX-Family Guy-69-Xx December 12, 2016

Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.

As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?

by Heathen is High February 12, 2022

Chocolate cock fuck

When the female has shit hanging halfway from her ass. And fucks you in yours with it

Me and my girl had a chocolate cock fuck. It hurts to sit

by Gavin j May 28, 2021

huge fucking cock

a penis over 13 inches. affects mainly black people. some people jelq to obtain this but naturally happens in black people.

thats one huge fucking cock. im going to jelq to get a cock like that.

by typicalsneeze April 10, 2024

Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band

A group of miserable people that never had sex in their life but still brag about girls even though the only woman they ever had contact with was their mom

Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.

My class is full of dickhead virgins, it's literally Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band...

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025

shit fuck titty cock

An individual who shits when he fucks, loves titties and has a cock of any size.

Wow, he’s a real shit fuck titty cock.

by KingDoucheCanoe January 29, 2018

Fuck off my cock

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex

"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"

by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022