Sadist Fruitcake

A Fruitcake made with small glass shards; not a very nice thing to give out to small children

Lucy is such a whore, I'm going to make her a sadist fruitcake!

looks like mom whipped up some sadist fruitcake for the in-laws

by BlurredIndigo June 10, 2007

Texas Fruitcake

When someone is having gay sex and blogging against gay rights at the same time.

While Jim was fucking Steve, he was totally giving him a Texas fruitcake and writing an article for the Drudge Report on his laptop.

by seemefree November 27, 2010

Anal reverse cow girl. After man cums in her ass she poos it back onto his chest.

I will be ruding the backwards fruitcake tonight.

completely insane, very eccentric

That girl is as nutty as a fruitcake

by Light Joker May 31, 2006

A derogatory term towards lgbtqia+ (mainly gay men) that has been popularised without proper informants.

Seeing a gay man and going “look at that Fruitcake” or “you’re being really fucking Fruity”. Fruity/Fruitcake is a insult towards lgbtqia+ people.

"wow he is such a Spanish fruitcake."

by SatansDucky December 14, 2017

Is a colloquial term for someone who is a hottie but is slightly insane. Nutty like all the best fruitcakes are

Hey john did you have a good night last night?
Yeh, i met this really awesome girl, shes a proper frannie-fruitcake

by PUddle2121212 March 7, 2009