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Frosted Flakes

Dude, I just got myself some Frosted Flakes. The lady is gonna love it.
by CloudeSmoke August 2, 2020
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Frosted Flakes

The darkest of dank. Stickiest of the ickies. Fuck gas this shit is napalm.
Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!
by DazenGuile December 30, 2020
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frosted flakes

cool little tiny things that you eat that could make you fat :)
Human 1: hey! wat you eating?
Human 2: Frosted flakes
Human 1: NO! Don't you'll get so BIG you can get popped like a balloon.
by picklejuice :) November 24, 2020
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Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes
by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018
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frosted flaking

After having sex with C-grade older women and wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, a peeling infection persists on the penis and deposits large white particles over time resembling a bowl of sugar coated corn cereal.
When he finally washed his jeans,the dryer filter clogged because he had been frosted flaking for three fortnights.
by DakotaSlim March 5, 2016
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Frosted Flake

A person who displays sketchy behavior while under the influence of cocaine.
Don't you go sellin' that man coke!
He turn into a frosted flake faster than Tony the Tiger!
by Leon The Liger April 8, 2022
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Frosted Flake

After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.
She got too drunk to fuck so I just gave her a frosted flake and went to bed.
by Pescitor November 10, 2018
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