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Frosted Winshield

A frosted winshield is when you are fucking a chic wearing glasses, and right when you are getting ready to nut, you pull-out and jizz on her glasses!
Dude, last night I was fucking tasha and I pulled out and gave her a frosted winshield!
by N.B.C December 24, 2008
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frosted danish

danish=vagina. frost=semen. nuff said
"I wanna frost your danish!" or "prepare to have your danish frosted" or "my frosted danish feels gooooddd"
by cholrus March 11, 2010
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frosted unicorn

The frosted unicorn is the act of taking an alaskan pipeline and strapping it to ones head. Such as performing the unicorn sexual act but with an alaskan pipeline. Tie the alaskan pipeline around your head to look like a horn. you then ram it in someone's but until they climax and while they climax you neigh like a horse.
Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!

Francine: that sounds disgusting!
by japaneserescueteam April 14, 2011
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Frosted Starfish

The act of licking frosted sugar off someone's asshole
Friend1: Yo man, I need a real sugar high.

Friend2: Go eat a frosted starfish.
by walkyofish December 13, 2014
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Frosted tits

Cumming on your partners tits.
Aw man I totally frosted Jenny's tits this morning. We call her frosted tits now
by CNF6666 April 15, 2016
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frosted pancake

A term to describe ejaculating on a woman's chest while she is laying on her back (tits are the pancakes, cum is the frosting).
Quoted in the Steel Panther track "You're beautiful when you don't talk" - "..so it's one more frosted pancake, and I'll be on my way..".
by Drumming_fool April 21, 2016
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Frosted Joe

Ordering a Wendy's Frosty, then giving a man a blowjob whilst having the frosty in your mouth.
I gave Gary a Frosted Joe in the Walmart Parking lot right next to the new Wendys.
by HomoSnail September 20, 2016
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