In a physics class: "Alright, so what causes friction?"
"Friction Trolls."
"No."
"No, I'm pretty sure it's trolls."
"Friction Trolls."
"No."
"No, I'm pretty sure it's trolls."
by Snapdragon69 December 24, 2009
by David the bravid June 25, 2005
Noun: A competition played between two straight males in which each man develops an erection and proceed to rub their boners together. A winner is crowned when one man's boner stays hard and the other's goes flacid.
Note: Regional rules apply: Different areas define a victory by losing your boner first... in other areas the still-stiff man is the victor.
Regardless of differing regional rules, "No Homo" is in effect for the duration of the competition.
Note: Regional rules apply: Different areas define a victory by losing your boner first... in other areas the still-stiff man is the victor.
Regardless of differing regional rules, "No Homo" is in effect for the duration of the competition.
by Kevin Curtis May 3, 2008
The magical and elemental force that enables people, usually video game characters, to jump a second time in mid air without actually touching anything with their feet. The build up of air friction in the persons feet causes a massive downward force when it reaches critical levels and is expelled. Also responsible for hundreds of other random and mainly unexplainable occurrences.
by Sgt. Gustav February 5, 2008
Friction Portals occur from having sex without lube in such a manner that friction builds up to a point in which the space time continuum breaks and/or rips, forming a Friction Portal to another time or dimension.
Side-effects include: pregnancy, Drowsiness, Dizziness, Herpes, and Friction Portals.
Side-effects include: pregnancy, Drowsiness, Dizziness, Herpes, and Friction Portals.
person 1: I will fuck your mother!
Person 2: I will fuck you in your mother!
Person 1: How does that work?
Person 2: I fuck so hard, I create friction portals.
Person 1: I think, if you're making friction portals, you definitely need some lube.
Person 2: I will fuck you in your mother!
Person 1: How does that work?
Person 2: I fuck so hard, I create friction portals.
Person 1: I think, if you're making friction portals, you definitely need some lube.
by LTG geck0 March 31, 2009
Did you get any southern friction last night?
by Jameson January 31, 2005
It means what the fuck. It originated when I was playing a game at my friend's house and he beat me mercilessly. I then proceeded to beat him with a stick, but then I held myself back and said "what the friction" because his mom was in the next room.
I fucked your sister up the ass and videotaped it.
What the friction, man? Why didn't you send it to me before.
What the friction, man? Why didn't you send it to me before.
by j0shumz June 30, 2004