fouler

1. Someone who fucks up all the time

2. Someone that never does anything or trys 2 better himself or herself.
3. Someone who takes something good and fucks it up completely

"That guy left his baby with us 2 go with his baby's mama and argue with her for 30 minutes and he does even know us hes a fuckin fouler."

"i dont even think thats his kid cause it doesnt look like him but that foos still a fouler."

by Salinas831 September 5, 2009

Jared Fogle

Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.

Jared Fogle loved foot longs, but not quite the type you're thinking of.

by broke ass happy man October 21, 2020

Filthy Folletta

A Sexual Move in which a piece of Bacon is put inside of a fat hairy chicks ass and either eaten out before or after anal sex.

I was so drunk I gave that huge bitch a filthy folletta.

by JesseQ January 22, 2008

Arthur Fowler

Slang for 'growler'
Derogatory name for a ladies part.

'That drunk slag was not wearing any undies. When she started dancing on the podium at Batchwood, half of st albans saw her Arthur Fowler, and it was not a pleasant experience'

'I went to lick her out, but her arthur fowler looked like a bad doner kebab. Needless to say, i made my excuses'

'where you goin matt?' 'im off down the clinic mate. Im not taking any chances after that newquay bird. Do you know her arthur fowler resembled Mr Blobby. Spotty and yellow. Anyway the cotton bud's not that bad is it?'

by McMeat August 29, 2006

Mick Foley

A now retired wrestler that reinvented the term "takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'"

This man has endured a laundry list of gruesome injuries that would normally render someone paralyzed, crippled, dead or any combination of the three. Whether it be twelve chair shots in a row to the head, falling on piles of barbed wire and thumbtacks, being sent through flaming tables, spilling gallons of his own blood across multiple countries, or competing in a Hell in a Cell match against the Undertaker that damn near killed him.

The fact Mick Foley can still even form a coherent sentence is amazing

Remember when Mick Foley got thrown off the cell in 1998? How is that guy still even alive!?

by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018

foolery

To partake in foolishness

<Rob> dude wearing faded jeans is foolery of the highest order
<Mo> yeah tell me about it

by geezer October 29, 2003

Fowlerville

A tiny town infested with pregnant teenagers and creepy Wal-Mart goers.

Wow, that twelve year old is pregnant, she must be from Fowlerville.

by 8388 March 23, 2009