Skip to main content

fowler

Shitty ass little town on the prairie in Indiana that is a nice place to have in your rear-view mirror at 17. More specifically, county seat of Benton County, Indiana, with 2,272 people (US Census 2006 estimate, which is down 6% from 2000 and about 15% from when I lived there) - 98.1% of whom are white, 30% of whom are of German ancestry, 13% Irish, 9% French/Quebecois/e, and 7% English. None of this makes them bad people, of course, but it gives you a flavor of the place. It's at lat 40.6'N 87.32W. Shitty climate - brutally hot in the summer (though the pool's just been redone, I guess, so that's something) and brutally cold in the winter "with nothing to stop the wind between here and Wichita except a barbed wire fence, and it blew over." It's flat here. Flat. Billiard table flat - flatter than the billiard table as I remember it at the old Uptown bar, in fact. No new houses were built there in 2002, '03, or '06, but they did have one in '04 and 2 in '05. If you're straight, white, Republican and have relatives in the cemetary, it doesn't hurt. Good town to drink in - beer is cheap and the locals, some of whom are admittedly a little under-groomed and over-fed, are nice enough. Those aren't southern accents, they are country accents that you are hearing - warsh and mayshure (measure) and idn't it/wadn't it and supposably. Go to the 100 Mile House for lunch (Buc and Mason's is long gone, as is Furr's Home Market and the Grab-It-Here), and stop by at Paddy's on 52, which has been resurrected by a hot former lifeguard... although they could all be gone, it's been a little while.
I mean, nice peeps and all but dang is it nice to only need to go Fowler Indiana every decade.
by bren808 August 19, 2007
mugGet the fowler mug.

Fowlerville

Fowlerville is a small town near lansing where all the kids think they are badasses and they're right,big trucks,camo, and boots, what else is badass? nothing.
Tom: hey Joe, you see that lifted truck?
Joe: yeah
Tom: must be some badass from fowlerville, lets go before his monster truck runs over my car.
by theBigG November 27, 2012
mugGet the Fowlerville mug.
Related Words

ForSerious

Are you 'forreal'? Are you being serious. Also used as a surprised expression
"Dude i had sex wit Jonny's girl last night"
"Are you ForSerious??!!!!!"
by kaitlin April 9, 2003
mugGet the ForSerious mug.

fosser

1. A FOSS luser.
2. A fossie; but usually more despective.
3. A GNU zealot.
4. A GPL freeloader.
5. A Linux lover.
6. A derogatory insult to a foss user. From a contraction (of the shortening) of FOSS + user.
7. A bastardarization of loser.
8. Misspelling of fusser.
- Self-righteous fossers love to hate closed source software; especially Microsoft's.

- Fossers think that paying for any software is evil; and hence, use every opportunity to convince you on that ground alone that their supposedly amateur offer is better; when in fact will eventually cost way more, once you take into account the time you would've saved using a pro tool and the steep learning curve.

- Pedant fossers usually turn away potential advocates and alienate users by extreme prickish attitude, mainly in their forums. They like to put down valid inquiries and requests as if it is the other person's fault, until they finally make them look like complete noobs.

- Fossers usually like sci-fi, d&d, cosplay, etc; have no real friends or a social life (obv virgins); and are ugly, morbidly fat/skinny and dwell in their parent's basement; like the trolls that they really are.

- In the end; fossers would like you to get by with only water, air, their shit, and the good vibes of the universe.

- Fossers are like the communists of the computer world. Ignoring the facts that in general people do not like complex, difficult to use glorified toys masquerading as apps and OSes; that they are also weak, meek, and stupid; and more so the reality that when the going gets tough, people become inherently more selfish (not altruist; ie, have to eat); and likewise their ideal software model is doomed to eventually fall apart.
by manigordo December 4, 2010
mugGet the fosser mug.

Jack fowler

Jack Fowler the king of fittys no one can beat him. (Guys plz accept it it’s just a funny joke 😂)
Jack Fowler’s cock is giant
Jack fowler is the king of fittys
by Hellooooodhdbejejsj June 30, 2019
mugGet the Jack fowler mug.

Billy Fowler

The Biggest Threat And Alpha Male To Ever Walk The Earth
Oioi Lads Its Billy Fowler Heard He Put A Kid In A Coma Once
by ProperArdGymLad October 10, 2019
mugGet the Billy Fowler mug.

nicole fowler

nicole fowler from the maynard shore. Wicked fake
by TheMan1234556 August 3, 2010
mugGet the nicole fowler mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email